offering a drowning man a glass of water

doing something that you think is helpful but that only makes the situation worse

She was trying to explain the situation simpler, but it was just like offering a drowning man a glass of water.

by HiddenPaw October 29, 2008

offenderman

A slenderman family brother that has a sexual fetish and if you are not careful will drag you to him with a single rose.

"Will you take the rose?" ~offendermans's question

by Laughing Jyinx CPO✔ May 2, 2016

offended peacock

The action of cocking one's head backwards so far that their neck hurts, with a mortified look of outrage twisted on their face.

"Sally was so disgusted by the idea of Nickelback creating a Nirvana tribute cd that she looked like an offended peacock."

"Everyone looks like an offended peacock when someone flips them off"

by Babyblaze18 January 7, 2009

suburban offroading

When a person, or group of people drive on the lawns of subdivision homes, as opposed to the street. Similar to a lawn job, but with several random targets instead of a specific one. Also, destruction of property is usually minimal.

Man, suburban offroading in Mike's jeep last weekend was a blast. Let's go mailboxing next weekend.

by Nicolas Phlemington April 28, 2008

no offense

a phrase that is believed to make a really rude comment less rude, but really just makes you look like a jackass.

No offense Chelsea, but you suck.

by katopoliss December 7, 2010

offer you out

1970's Northeastern Philadelphia slang inviting someone to have a fist fight.

I heard what you said about my sister. I offer you out. Meet me on the corner by Mitch's at three thirty.

by Boardwalk Broad April 25, 2011

Offensivitis

the asshole who takes offense at the drop of a hat

Forget swine flu, the Indian government is suffering from a much grave disease called offensivitis.

by AlekhyaDas May 14, 2015