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Back Alley Beat Off

The act of having sex doggystyle, putting your dick in her butt, then reaching around to put your hand in her pussy and begin to jerk yourself.
My girlfriend wants me to try the Back Alley Beat off tonight. Sounds tough but fun!
by Snipedog22 January 3, 2017
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philly beat off

Mostly it's an act of being a gay lonely adult male from Philadelphia PA with bad memory who plays with little boys in a bedroom all day every day, mostly.
They mostly do the philly beat off together on a daily basis, mostly.
by anorexic body builder August 16, 2010
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"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.
Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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National beat off day

October 5th is national bear off day to celebrate all the boys
“Yo tmrw Ima beat you off

“Why”
“It’s national beat off day today”
by Nohomo2369 October 4, 2019
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Beating off behind the bush

Listen Johnny, I know you have some thing weighing on your mind right now, just stop beating off behind the bush and say it.
by anonymous July 24, 2021
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Beating off behind the bush

I know there’s something weighing on your mind Johnny, just stop beating off behind the bush and and say it.
by anonymous July 24, 2021
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