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Gay Octo

A monster made of only eight penises that has to constantly jack it's self off to remain alive. this beast was created by the evil Chin Chin during the Wank dynasty sixty nine thousand years ago.

It was this Gay Octo that inspired H.P Lovecraft to write is infamous short story, call of Cthulhu.
OH NO! it's the Gay Octo! we are doomed. only god can save us now!
by Archduke of Douchebags January 9, 2019
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Gay Octo

A monster made of only eight penises that has to constantly jack it's self off to remain alive. this beast was created by the evil Chin Chin during the Wank dynasty sixty nine thousand years ago.

It was this Gay Octo that inspired H.P Lovecraft to write is infamous short story, call of Cthulhu.
OH NO! it's the Gay Octo! we are doomed. only god can save us now!
by Archduke of Douchebags January 9, 2019
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A 'yo mama' joke in Latin that means Yo mama is so fat, when she is in town, Rome has 8 hills. This is funny because there are 7 hills in Rome.
Roman1: Mater tua lupa est (Your mother is a whore)
Roman2: Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles
Roman crowd: Ooooh!
by Lynny64 July 15, 2011
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Non-octo flexitarian

A person who prefers the vegetarian diet, but occasionally eats meat as long as it's not an octopus.
I can't have that octopus, sorry. Keep in mind I'm a non-octo flexitarian.
by tomas2022 April 18, 2022
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The Octo Challenge

A challenge in which one must consume eight quarter pound burger patties and one slice of cheese contained in one bun which can only be lubricated by the following eight approved sauces:
1. Ketchup
2. Mustard
3. Relish
4. Horseradish
5. Thousand Islands Salad Dressing (Ranch can substitute)
6. Blue Cheese Salad Dressing
7. Milk (2% or greater)
8. Yoghurt (Fruity varieties accepted)
The Octo Burger must be consumed in eight minutes and must be held together (as one burger) at all times. Sauces may only be applied once the timer has started. It takes a true man to win this challenge.
R V H: "Did you see Pooga sneeze meat out his nose?"
M-Money: "That's The Octo Challenge for ya!"
by TheOctoKing August 9, 2008
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sticky octo

A great friend, often living in one's car stuck to the dashboard. Sticky octos don't grow on trees so when you find one cherish it.
I just picked up sticky octo from the arcade in watertown
by RIPstickyocto July 14, 2020
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sticky octo

if you're curious what that red sticky octo on your dashboard is it might just be a sticky octo. he may melt when it gets hot but he never fails to melt your heart <3. his natural habitat is blue vans although he has been known to stick to many things including the front windshield of your car. Octos are caring, kind, and will forever live in our hearts and minds
by RIPstickyocto July 14, 2020
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