nilsonstine

A typical Chilean hothead who lies about his height, and loves to boast about his previous girlfriend. A classic simp, but doesn't want to admit it, every time he fails his simping game he blames on other people for "cockblocking" him.

Jack:What's up Nilsonstine?
Nilsonstine: Yo, I'm 6 foot 4.
Jack: Okay? that's cool.
Nilsonstine: And by the way, just so you know, I also have had a girlfriend in the past.
Jack: You are completely out of it Nilsonstine, nobody asked for these information, stop boasting about your previous girlfriend, it's over pal, get a grip man.
Nilsonstine: Damn.. Tough crowd...

by Male334 August 11, 2020

nelson complex

Nelson Complex: A triad of symptoms exhibited by an otherwise relatively healthy patient. MUST be in the setting of an active pandemic. Includes A) normal vital signs B) unexplained anxiety C) an overwhelming desire to go to the hospital, despite specific "shelter-in-place" protocols. First identified in 2020 by a grizzled old paramedic in the far North.

Paramedic: "Ma,am, I understand that you want transport to the ER anyway, but there is no medical necessity present. You would be better off staying home. There is COVID everywhere in the hospital, and you would probably get exposed."
Woman: "But I'm afraid that I might go to sleep, and never wake up! Please, please take me to the ER."
Paramedic: "OK then." and suspects a case of Nelson Complex.

by Muslim Goat November 11, 2020

elijah nelson

Someone with a HUGE heart! so loving and kind and funny. Will always be there for you. A true Gentleman.
Also very handsome!

Who was that?

Elijah Nelson of course! #Kind #Loveable
#gentleman

by Positivelypositive December 20, 2016

Baby Face Nelson

When a male performs oral sex on a woman after a clean shave.

"Hey babe, I just shaved. Let me lick that coochie and give you a Baby Face Nelson."

by Mr. Wiggles_69 February 11, 2020

Nylons

women's stockings made from a sheer material (nylon or rayon or silk)

Mike wore some sexy nylons to the drag show

by Charlie Sue October 22, 2011

nelson elbow

you will be in a club getting your rave on and then your eblow will start raving to the beat and then you know thats the nelson elbow kicking in

gary: i love this song ben wooo
ben: yeh my nelson elbow is going crazy already

by rory murpho December 17, 2008

Willie Nelson

one of the greatest country singers of our generation. had an unsuccessful start in nashville in the 1960s, writing hits such as "crazy" and "hello walls", but was rejected because music row thought he sang "funny". well he basically said screw you and in 1975 went back home to Texas and recorded one the best albums of all time- Red Headed Stranger- with his 9 piece band. This launched his career and he has been considered an outlaw and legend ever since.

Willie Nelson's voice sounds better on cover songs than the original artists.

by pdunny August 24, 2005