Nutblast

When your cumshot ascends, it reaches a level of intensity that it acts like a blast, rather than a shot.
A cumshot can be defined as a nutblast if it meets one or two of the following:

• The spread of the shot is much wider than what it usually is

• It feels much heavier and comes out in a larger amount than usual

• The orgasm makes you instantly roll your eyes back into a full ahegao and takes all the energy out of you for an extended period of time

Dude 1: "I was jerking off to some really kinky shit, and then they turned the raunchy levels up to 11, I nutblasted so hard I was paralysed for like 15 minutes!"
Dude 2: "Bro wtf"

by Greenknight9000 April 6, 2020

nutcrack sexual

someone who is sexually attracted to nutcrackers, or really any Christmas figure.

"Kate? Yea I heard she was nutcrack sexual"

by katecnnor January 11, 2021

Nutbar

The cross bar/ top tube on the frame of male bicycles.
Nut - testicles

Bar- metal rod

Guy1- Look he nutted himself on the nutbar!

Guy2- Shit! Fuck that.

Guy 1- Why are you putting a cup on?!
Guy 2- It's a live show you don't want to nut crunch yourself on the nutbar and have the audience post you on YouTube screaming while holding your nuts.

by DaveDH March 10, 2023

nutcracker

when somebody squishes your nuts so hard they just pop

Jenna did nutcracker to Alex, he is now suffering for rest of his life

by LunarBerries June 21, 2023

Russian Nutcracker

The act of placing your ball sack between your partners calf and thigh, then them crushing your ball sack inbetween their calf and thigh with extreme force. Pleasurable to masochists.

"Hey man, me and my girl did a Russian Nutcracker, gotta say that was ball bustin''."

by Ball Bustin Bob April 4, 2016

Norwegian Nutcracker

When you take a piano wire and tie it around the base of your nutsack and have a friend yank on the wire from behind, effectively making you fall forward and smack your head on a yellow fire hydrant.

No, other color fire hydrants are not allowed.

"So me and the boys were getting a bit experimental last night. But we should have known better- Every Norwegian Nutcracker ends with a trip to the hospital..."

by OzzyDoesThings January 12, 2021

Jimmy NutBlast

Jimmy Neutron nuts out a big one when he has a brain blast.

(A problem occurs)
Jimmy - *thinking of a solution*
(A few seconds go by)
Also Jimmy - *nuts everywhere when he yells brain blast*
Also known as “Jimmy Nutblast”

by Poopityscoop9198 December 24, 2021