Nurse Ratched

The Nurse from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

The dork girl thought she was Nurse Ratched, trying to keep everyone afraid of her so that they wouldn't think that her and her mouth were afraid of them. She didn't want them to take their masks off just yet.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2021

Nurse Ass

Maidika/Nurse Ass is known for posting horrible things to petchat, to the point where nobody likes them.

They are also known for flooding to any new users posts and acting all friendly, tricking the new users into being their friend.

When someone is being problematic, they're acting like Nurse Ass

by Hellopetdefs April 8, 2023

Nurse Pleasure

good reason to stay in bed

Oh Nurse Pleasure me, I mean I need a spong bath...

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

Nurse Helga Bumgames

A mythical 6 foot blonde nurse who works in Stockholm General Hospital, Sweden. Or just a ho in a nurse's costume in Kings Cross, London.

Whatever the condition her male patients might have, Nurse Helga Bumgames would administer a lingering and pleasurable anal probe for a modest fee.

Her popularity is the stuff of legend.

Swede 1: "Jah, though I had broken all my legsh and armsh, my shtay in veh hoshpital was great."
Swede 2: "I she you had the honour of being attended by Nurse Helga Bumgames."
Swede 1: "Jah!"

by Wizards Sleeve August 18, 2006

Nurse Mode

When you are quite drunk on a night out but one of your friends or someone you are with is so steaming that you have to take care of them and your opwn drunkiness becomes irrelevant

Billy: Were you drunk last night?
Bob: I was but when i seen how drunk Timmy was i switched in to Nurse Mode.

Billy: Rage. You should have just left him

by Colm.. April 6, 2010

Nurse Shark

A black woman's vagina, as used by a Hemingway character in To Have and Have Not when asked if he ever slept with a black woman.

Have you ever slept with a black girl?
yes.
what did it look like?
Like a nurse shark.

by Lou Stenspayce April 1, 2004

Nurse Jackie

A terrible new show being promoted by YouTube, and apparently by Urban Dictionary. Even though it isn't out yet, you can already tell it will be terrible seeing as it is airing on Showtime and is about a female nurse. The female nurse also seems to have a sassy attitude.

So it's a show about a nurse with a sassy attitude. Like a spin-off of Scrubs starring Carla, but prob. less funny and more srs bsnzz.

"Life is full of it's little pricks." - Nurse Jackies Tagline. Life is also full of horrible television programs.

by Ghangis24 June 1, 2009