Nunihorn

A Nunihorn is a dog, basically with unicorn characteristics. (horn, tail, hooves) Male nuni's grow wings at the age of 13yrs, and both genders are born with their unicorn horns. There are both male and female nunihorns however, if selecting a nunihorn for a pet, be sure that you select the right one for you. Female nuni's quite often are more expensive than male nuni's due to their overwhelming love of pink. Male nunihorns also need alot of attention. Nunihorns are quite easily house trained, and can understand both simple and complex commands (eg. go get me a beer nuni). However, if treated badly, and made to work to much, a nunihorn will die.

"Daddy, I want a NUNIHORN!" *nunihorn appears* "...dammit",

Can be found in the wild near lakes, waterfalls, and streams.

by Kabbabie June 16, 2010

nunico

A "Nunico" is an intelligent alien being on planet "Nunicky", 7 light-years from Earth. First discovered in 2009, they're known to consume vast quantities of clawless lobster, wine, and can be unabashedly affectionate in public.

"Dad, what's going on over there?"

"Nunico! Can't you see there are people around?!"

by Nunico Ninja July 4, 2016

Nuting

Slang for "Nothing." Similar to the term nuttin', this particular colloquialism is believed to have originated from Holly Hill, a poverty-stricken area known for the under-educated residents, north of Daytona Beach, Florida.

First known use: 1975

Jeremy: Pa, you drank all my beer... Can you give me $5 so I can buy a 6-pack of Busch in a can?
Billy: I owe you nuting!
Jeremy: Dagnabit pa! You ain't good fur nuting!

by SiouxZQioux December 19, 2017

Ninin

Ninin is the most incredibly beautiful woman that you've ever seen. She's so beautiful that they will probably name a mountain after her. She has big, beautiful brown eyes that will melt most men's hearts. She's very loving and kind and can kiss like no other. She once caused a guy to fall in love with her after one kiss. At the same time she can be a bit weird but this is part of her charm. She is well versed in all things Friends and is often confused with Monica from the TV show. Her memory is so good that she can recall any scenE from the show. She's simply amazing.

That girl is so Ninin.

by DTOX21 December 23, 2018

Nouning

The act of changing words that are not typically nouns into nouns.

Nouning is a verb, however in this sentence it is being portrayed as a noun.

by We Are Oranges January 16, 2015

Nunnilingus

Female-to-female oral sex performed within the walls of the convent. See nunt

Sister Bartholomew was exhausted after a vigorous bout of nunnilingus, but she still took time to floss, brush and gargle.

by Catholic School Boy Slang May 28, 2004

nuking it

Taking the most obscure route to a simple solution.

Giving or recieving directions by mathmatical vectors. Someone says you are nuking it.

When applying postage to news letters you send one to yourself... but do not apply an address label in the hopes that the postman will return it to you marked undeliverable. You totally are "nuking" the task

Finding the fastest travel between point A and point B by internet, except you can see point B from where you are standing (point A). It takes 15 minutes to find a direct route by internet. Dude, you totally are "nuking it".

by Michael Payne July 13, 2007