Eviction Notice

When a male is sitting on the toilet masterbaiting, then defecates at the same time he climaxes.

Man, I almost passed out last night one the toilet, I nutted and shit at the same time, and seen Jesus. It was a spiritual EVICTION NOTICE

by Unclenono October 10, 2021

late notice

To arrive or be present after the expected time

Mack arrived at a late notice

by Mansitos November 29, 2022

Senpai Notice Me

The catchiest Random Encounters song known to man

Luke: I just listened to Senpai Notice Me by RE
Alex: Bro i love that song!

by Celtic forever January 24, 2024

Nope Notice

Often given to someone when its time to roach out or given by the individual roaching out as a sign they are, in fact, roaching out.

Ah, yo, SoulEater was playing MTG arena against Arabella, and Krenko came on the scene - SoulEater was served an immediate nope notice and vacated the game. Real nope behavior.

by Mystic_Rob March 3, 2026

early dump notice

when your boyfriend or girlfriend start talking about the future and you notice that you arent in it so then you get concerned and ask why am i not in your future? and then they break the bad news, i wasnt planning on being you forever sorry

sarah- hey tom, you know when i get married the guy i want to married to would have to be extremely hot so none of our kids would be ugly

tom- what about me?!?

sarah- oh yea this is your only early dump notice

by demipse February 13, 2010

Iraqi Eviction Notice

1. Any shotgun used by the US Military (i.e. M1014, Mossberg M500 Series, M26 MASS or Knight's Armament Company Masterkey) that is used for door breaching, and subsequentially room clearing in Urban Environments

2. A large sledgehammer/battering ram/APC that is capable of knocking down doors or gates in order for infantry to gain access to said building.

SSgt: "Private Daniels, what you got there?"
Pvt Daniels: "New M26 MASS, Staff Sergeant. Thing is an Iraqi Eviction Notice."
*laughing*

by GiganticFatCat October 21, 2019

till further notice

A comprehensive state of suspension, with the world in the grip of coronavirus.

He accepted that he would go nowhere and see nobody till further notice. There was only uncertainty, and nothing to do but wait.

by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020