poopy nooker

a special type of microwave that is used to revive the smell of poop or crap after it has expired

i wanted to make my friends porch stink up something horrid but all i had was some old bear stool, and some old dog crap, so i revived the fumes with my "poopy nooker"

by dan hoff August 20, 2009

the noodler

one who causes people to noodle out of shear awesomeness he/she causes others to over do it in drinking or sexual endeavor etc.

dude shes a baddass dont drink all of that right now your not going to impress her ,shes a the Noodler!

by nero noodle May 12, 2014

Cock-Noodler

When something happens ,during a very sexual encounter, that proceeds to give you an instant softy.

"We were having very passionate sex and then while doing anal, she shit all over me; instant cock-noodler."

by stahrlord August 14, 2016

Turd noodler

Fisting a butt.

People that catfish with their hands only is call noodling.

She walking like her dude be a turd noodler.

by Barakabomba May 4, 2024