Glaze the glasses

A game you play with your lady. She must wear a pair of glasses while giving head. You win this game by cumming on her glasses
Kristen and I decided to play a game of glaze the glasses. I went and came first. I was the winner! Now she sees the world in a new milky white way.
by Phil Skinsspeare December 27, 2015
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Glazed Pussy

When you nut in a squeeze bottle and use it as frosting for your lover's genitals
"Man I had the best sex with my girlfriend last night. I gave her a Glazed Pussy!"
by PaleRiderr July 18, 2020
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Glazed donut

It's a fucking donut with glaze on it you nasty fucks.
"Hey can I have a donut with glaze on it?"
"Do you mean a glazed donut?"
by LitnessFitness5 July 26, 2016
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Glazed Helmet

When dragging your cock out of a chick you've been long-dickin for an hour your cock/helmet is power smudged with pussy cum. Your dome-piece looks like a "glazed helmet."
Man, I was bare backin the shit out of this hose hound and couldn't cum. I finally pulled out my glazed helmet and said sorry, I can't cum, where's your shower, I have to rinse off this glazed helmet!
by RZdonks December 29, 2009
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Glazed

When someone gets told off or gets rekt in a conversation or by an insult. To "get glazed" means by definition to get jizzed on, but in this sense it's used to mean get told off.
"Hey Tom, I saw that fight you got into. You got fucking Glazed bro!"
by Nico87 August 26, 2015
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Glaze of Glory

An abruptly interrupted session at the Glory Hole... where the final load is unexpectedly blown to the face of the impatient intruder, resulting in a glazed facial sheen that locks the eyebrows into a shocker
Sam had no idea his time in the booth had expired, and in his shocked state, delivered a Glaze of Glory on his unwitting recipient
by BobbyScott August 19, 2018
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