shoulder nipples

The bumps you get on the shoulders of a shirt when it's been on a hanger for too long.

Wash the shoulder nipples out of your shirt.

by PerCoceT January 21, 2005

crusty nipples

nipples in which over time have molded, became saggy, and crusted over. old nipples. usually those of the mid aged people. found in mothers of 3 or more and prostitutes

wow, her crusty nipples make me get the chills.

by randomness_chickas April 3, 2010

1987 spring break nipples

back in the day when you had nice perfect pink perky nipples

man she may be 40 but she definitely has 1987 spring break nipples going on!

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

saucer nipples

huge nipples, as big as a saucer

Havana Ginger has huge saucer nipples.

by iloveassassins October 27, 2008

Paris Hilton nipples

Paris Hilton nipples are odd, small, circular disposable tit nipples that are often sold in packs of 10 on eBay.

Jill wanted some new nipz, and saw the Paris Hilton nipples on eBay so she bought them.

by Jacques Asse June 1, 2009

sandollar nipples

extremly large nipples which cover almost the entire boob, that seems to resemble a sandollar.

Woah that chick has sandollar nipples!

by jaqi January 27, 2006

so's your nipples

The only real comeback to a so's your face. Makes just about as much sense, but it's a triple threat - it's offensive, confusing, and it draws attention to the stupidity of the phrase "so's your face".

When used, your opponent will be utterly confused. They will either stand with a bewildered expression on their face, or reply with a curt "What?"

At this point all you must do to finish now is go "Yeah! What now?" and walk off with a slight swagger. You win.

This works just about 100% of the time. I'm serious, try it.

Person 1: Alright, that's it. You're an unbelievable douche.
Person 2: Well, so's your face!
Person 1: Well, so's your nipples!
Person 2: ...
Person 1: What now, punk?

Person 1: Will you shut up? Santa does not exist.
Person 2: Your face should shut up!
Person 1: Your nipples should shut up!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Yeah, that's what I thought!

(as you can see, it works best when you copy the same format the other person used so's your face in)

by SomeWhiteNoise December 12, 2010