Person 1: yo bro
Person 2: what?
Person 1: have you heard the rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song?
Person 2: no what's that?
Person 1: let me play it for you!
*song starts*
Riseeee
Rise of the... teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Rise of the!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Heros in a half shell!
TURTLE POWER!
Rising up against evil!
Paint the city green!
Raph is ready for a fight!
Leos making a scene!
Mikeys gotGOT rad skills!
Donnie rocksROCKS machines!
With each other they discover their destiny and rise!
COWABUNGA!
Rise of the!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Heros in a half shell!
RISEEEEEEES!
Person 2: what?
Person 1: have you heard the rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song?
Person 2: no what's that?
Person 1: let me play it for you!
*song starts*
Riseeee
Rise of the... teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Rise of the!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Heros in a half shell!
TURTLE POWER!
Rising up against evil!
Paint the city green!
Raph is ready for a fight!
Leos making a scene!
Mikeys gotGOT rad skills!
Donnie rocksROCKS machines!
With each other they discover their destiny and rise!
COWABUNGA!
Rise of the!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Heros in a half shell!
RISEEEEEEES!
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by DarkMillennia October 5, 2003
Get the teenage mutant ninja turtles mug.The four sexiest mutant turtles ever created. Raphael is the studliest, none of the other's compare.
by Buslady September 17, 2005
Get the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles mug.1: Michaelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, and Raphael.
2: Appeared as a comic book in the 1980s
3: Created by Chuck Norris, on one fine day when he decided to eat four turtles whole. After they passed through his body, they had grown 6 feet and learned karate.
2: Appeared as a comic book in the 1980s
3: Created by Chuck Norris, on one fine day when he decided to eat four turtles whole. After they passed through his body, they had grown 6 feet and learned karate.
by Jennard May 14, 2006
Get the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles mug.by Greengirl February 28, 2004
Get the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles mug.A franchise that reached world-wide popularity circa-1990. The charactors were four mutated turtles that were the size of humans, crave pizza, talk and have expert martial at skills, learned from a similarly mutated giant rat... Master splinter. Their sworn enemy was The Shredder, or "Shreadhead"/"metalmouth".
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
Get the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles mug.An awesome show with a kickass themesong until cartoon network came and reanimated it, changed the themesong so it was some stupid techno rave thing that didn't even mention splinter (by far the coolest martial arts sensei who like renaissance artwork who is also a rat), and basically ripped the show's balls off.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: We're by far the coolest turtles skilled in different weapons who are named after renaissance writers and have a kickass theme song.
Cartoon Network: Well we just bought your rights and now you're all lame now!
TMNT: Noooooooo! We are a buncha mo-fos now!
Me: Fuckin' A!
Cartoon Network: Well we just bought your rights and now you're all lame now!
TMNT: Noooooooo! We are a buncha mo-fos now!
Me: Fuckin' A!
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