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New Yorked 

When during a routine traffic stop a law enforcement official(s) without provocation smashes a citizen's car window(s) out with a police baton, drags the driver off to the side of the road, and proceeds to unload multiple rounds into their torso with their issued duty firearm.
"When the police pulled that man over, despite his compliance, the police approached his vehicle and NEW YORKED him. Another roadside piracy."
New Yorked by Joe9001 January 13, 2015
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New Yorken 

New York, New York descents
Going to the New Yorken Club.

new yorkersey 

The cities closest to New York City Newark, Jersey City, Hoboken, Bayonne.
After work Fred takes the subway home to New Yorkersey.

New Yorkers 

Pieces of shit that come every fall to piss you off with shitty driving and annoying accents.
"Hey Nate its fall lets go to new England and drive like apes"
"Hell yeah Richie"
"Oh no the New Yorkers are here"
New Yorkers by BBC Big black car January 14, 2021

New Yorkendorks 

People who live in New York City and on the weekends travel to Connecticut to pick apples or visit small town antique shops and bring along their bratty kids that are rude and out of control. Rude city people that have no respect or manners and talk with that stupid accent.
New Yorkendorks New Yorkers dorks rude city dwellers

New Yorkeregret 

The feeling of despair that floods your conscience after invariably being asked by a co-worker about a "totally amazing" article that you had skipped over in the New Yorker a month ago--after a moment of hesitation--and will never, ever have another opportunity to read. Ever.
Kevin: Hey, did you read that article by Ken Auletta in last month's New Yorker about the Indian newspapers?
You: Crap. No, I sort of got busy and, ... (trailing off)
Kevin: (wistfully) Oh. My. God. It was seriously the best thing I've read in like, months. It was actually the best thing I've read in probably a year. Five years even.
You: Thanks for the hearty helping of New Yorkeregret.
New Yorkeregret by nicowags October 15, 2012

New Yorkers 

Foreigners and people from the west coast love them, but people from states bordering New York hate them because they bring their abhorrent driving to our peaceful states.
New Yorkers are a menace to the roadways of New England.