nerdgasm

silimlar to a joygasm, but this is when an orgasm is caused by some overly nerdly stimulant.

this year's Star Trek convention was a complete nerdgasm!!

by juice l. bee April 30, 2005

Nedda

A 100% persian blooded person, whos parents decided to give them a classic common American name, like "Ryan" or "Bob" So Americans don't get confused by a Persian name, or the parents altered the name to make it easier for Americans to pernounce (ex: Nedda instead of Neda) Yet silly Americans still manage to mispernounce the name. Like Saying "needa" or "neyda" instead of NEDDA.

Teacher: Is Dareyah here?
Daria: yes. Its pernounced DA-REE-AH
Teacher: oh ok....
Daria: *Thinks to herself * I'm having such a Nedda moment.

by PersianProblems November 11, 2011

Nerdgasms

Have been shown to occur during: lectures over human variation; lectures over cranial morphometrics; study sessions; book readings; debates or discussions over philosophy, literature, evolution, books, research, experiments, thesis, dissertations, etc.; library activities; the act of being big spoon to a freshly printed warm article.

Have been shown to occur (yet, are not limited to) if and when: bow ties are present; guys are reading book; a discussion about literature and schizophrenia become an act of foreplay; the smell of old books is in the air; glasses are worn by an individual; a great bookstore is found; one of your ten lifetime academic boners occurs.

Checkout that professor wearing the bow tie. And back to my problem about the lecture on evolution and human variation, religion is not negatively correlated with rationality. Furthermore, in regards to the lecture over cranial morphometrics, the increased scientific validity and reliability that would result from the methodological standardization proposed for the analysis of cranial morphometrics to estimate ancestry is brilliant. Oh my goodness, checkout the guy reading a book. My apologies, I may have just had multiple nerdgasms.

by BoneLady March 29, 2010

neridaa

possibly the coolest person around. means flower blossum.

my neridas's are growing.
geez that neridaa is cool

by jess just chills October 18, 2008

Nerdia

A mythical world where WOW players can live and waste their life away.

Lucas is king of Nerdia.

by twinheckle May 8, 2011

nerdar

Similar to the gaydar, nerdar describes the ability to detect nerdiness in other people.

Protagonist: Hey, did you know that today is the day of the kiss?

Foil: The sixth of July is the day of the kiss? Six times seven is forty-two, do you think there's a link somewhere to the meaning of the world?

Protagonist: Dude, chill out! You're setting off my nerdar something fierce!

by defix July 6, 2008

nerdrage

The overwhelming anger of a nerd when something or someone gets the "facts" wrong on a geeky subject such as Star Trek, Dungeons & Dragons, Lunix, etc.

Nerd: "So what do you think about Star Trek?"

Human: "Isn't that the space show with Captain Jean Luc Skywalker?"

Nerd seethes and painstakingly explains in erudite detail on the differences between Star Wars and Star Trek.

Human sits there, pretends to think for a long moment, then says: But he's still a Jedi, right?

Nerd's head explodes from the massive influx of nerdrage.

-or-

Nerd: "Lunix truly is the superior operating system!"

Human: "Microsoft Windows is better."

Nerd: "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!??!!?!??!?!!!!?!?!"

Human: "Well, more programs run for it. And free stuff just sucks, man."

Nerd's eyes become bloodshot, face beet-red, and steam shoots from his ears.

Human: "Bill Gates is my hero."

Nerd: "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *heart attack*

by Eric Melech December 28, 2007