Naptain

Someone who takes a lot of naps. Enough to the point that they might as well be considered the captain of naps.

Person 1: He sure likes to sleep a lot in class.
Person 2: Yeah. He is a naptain, alright.

by darealslimshady October 16, 2012

Naptitude

The degree of nappyness of ones hair. The naptitude is measured in Niggawatts (one may add a prefix to any measurement, i.e. kilo-, mega-, giga-, etc.).

Dylan: What's the naptitude of her hair?
Kevin: I'd say a couple kiloniggawatts.

by Dancing Band Everyone. January 12, 2009

Narphel

to vigeriously suck the juices out of.

you are a cock narpheler.

by Dan McIntosh September 8, 2005

nartalie

(n.) a nartalie is anything giggly enough to make you close your eyes whilst trying to achive orgasm or that will wobble and giggle vigorously if spanked.

Dude, it would have been great if she hadn't been such a nartalie; it looked like her butt was making impressions at me!

by Powerpuffboy February 2, 2008

narutaku

kinda like a narutard lol (basiclly the word naruto and otaku slashed together)
but besides that they have this thing going on about going to random less overrated animes and posting stuff like 'OMG naruto is sooooooo much betta than (insert random less overrated anime here)' can be ignored easiely at first but when another narutaku comes to help him....be prepare for the loooongest chat buddy -_- cuz they don't shut the hell up...like there fingers are some sort of 'super - non- stoping - till - you - become - a - narutaku - too' fingers o_O

last week i saw two narutakus arguing about naruto on a shaman king video >.>
they fill out like 3 whole pages or maybe more since i coldn't take anymore narutaku-ness T_T

by an anti-narutaku person May 24, 2008

narty

a slang term commonly used in letterkenny to describe a person who is crabit or pissed off.

calm the head! no need to be so narty..

by aye boy December 4, 2010

narutard

A person who is so obsessed with Naruto, to the point where he does assignments including naruto. Narutard symptoms are....
1.Withdrawel when taken away from a still playing Naruto Anime.
2. Yelling and screaming, while throwing shurikens at you.
3. Spining around in circles trying to copy you using their magical eye.

ie. Jesse used Naruto for his family memebers in his family tree. He is such a Narutard.

by MoogleForLife April 14, 2006