Narter

A person who farts in their sleep, usually without any knowledge of the fart.

1st Person: "Man you narted so loud in your sleep you woke me up!"

2nd Person: "Seriously? I didn't even realize I farted in my sleep.

1st Person: "Man, you are a Narter!"

by SmileyJ November 20, 2009

nader

On-the-go bong for hitting fat ass blunts when they get too small.

"Yo man we needa nader."
"Yeah, grab a fiji, they're the best yo!"

"That velez is so small, go to wawa we need a nader."

by Steve K wussup June 13, 2006

Ralph Nader

(n) 1. A politician who would have won the 2000 election if Al Gore didn't steal almost all of his votes and then have his brainwashed supporters turn around and falsely claim that said politician stole Al Gore's votes, because (according to their twisted form of 'logic') all votes truly belong to Democrats until people such as said politican use their evil satanic powers to convince people that elections are not horseraces and that voters should vote for who thay think should run the country, and not necessarily who will win.

Ross Perot was George the Elder's Ralph Nader.

by CommieDog August 10, 2005

Perky Narners

New Zealand slang for a full chested womans breasts.

Check out those perky narners.

by Stu September 26, 2003

Nader

A man who, if in an utopistic parallel universe was elected as the president of the United States, would reduce the plight of people in his country as well as other countries a metric shitload more than any of his fellow candidates.

A: I don't know whether to vote for Bush or Kerry...
B: Don't be a shitmuncher and follow the polarization the mass media is feeding you. There is a third alternative. Vote for Nader.

by PoopyPoo October 24, 2004

Nader

A water bottle with 2 holes in it, burnt from a lighter. One for a carb and one for a roach. You milk it , the chamber fills up, and you take your thrumb off the card and clear it. Invented in South Jersey in the Toms River- Seaside area.

Person "Hey i gotta roach left over from last night. Wanna get it on it ?"
Other person "Alright, just gimme a second to make the nader. I brought my lighter bro, dont worry"

by Edward Fucknoodle August 1, 2009

Nader Laugh

A Middle-eastern rapid fire laugh that sounds like an entoxicated dolphin.

That's what she said
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What a Nader Laugh.

by willyum yum yum and jiggy lee May 16, 2010