I just shit myself

Yeah, I did.

Yo dude, I just shit myself! Check it out!

by Shitman August 17, 2020

i / me / myself

hello trans/non-cis community- or anyone really ig

i wish i could be a girl, and that way
you'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend
am I pretty enough to love back
no not yettttttt
i wish I could be a girl and really
I'd prefer it if you would use i / me / myself

by mossshroom November 16, 2021

i want to fucking kill myself

When you're so done with life you turn your depression into humor. Sad-clown esqe.
"I will stop making depression jokes when depression stops making a joke out of me."

Person 1: "I want to fucking kill myself."
Person 2: "Same."
Person 3: "Mood."

by NekoKat May 28, 2021

I hate myself

A statement used when one is feeling extremely frustrated with oneself for a failure or flaw in one's life.

I hate myself for letting Urban Dictionary distract me from my homework.

by Insufficient Postage May 9, 2006

myspace zombie

A myspace zombie is niether living nor dead, existing solely to check their comments every five seconds.

Julie is such a myspace zombie, she just checks her comments all day.

by julieroxurworld September 23, 2008

Myspace Waiting Period

The three-day period in which you wait before adding someone on myspace who you have just met.

I knew that Christina had a myspace, but i've never met her. I just met her today so I have to wait out the myspace waiting period.

by Kavoen October 27, 2007

myspace drama whore

This is a person that will instigate a fight between himself/herself and another person on their friends list by alluding towards the person in a negative manner either indirectly or directly, usually through blogs, comments or bulletins. The other person will usually retaliate, and start a "myspace war." The drama often ends up affecting both persons in real life, along with other mutual friends that are involved.

Kim is acting like such a myspace drama whore. Why doesn't she get a real life and grow up?

by You know it's true September 26, 2006