“lego my asshole baby”
by Fart noises August 25, 2025
Get the Lego My Asshole mug.Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.
by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024
Get the Eyes bigger than my asshole mug.When someone starts saying this punch the shit out of them so they don't finish their sentence, but if it's happening on VC then leave the VC immediately, or else you will have to do what they say
Bartholomew: Hop on flood escape you fat fucking nigger faggot,Hop on flood escape nigger nigger nigger faggot kiss me on my asshole
Joe: Okay daddy
Joe: Okay daddy
by Bubba, Twitch_Spider2 May 3, 2025
Get the Hop on flood escape nigger nigger nigger faggot kiss me on my asshole mug.