my ass is smelly

when you take a gigantic dump in your old girlfriends toilet so she doesnt let you wipe your ass

Mom: Whats that i smell?
You: I went to my old girlfriends house
Mom: So?
You: She didnt let me wipe so my ass is smelly

by showmanisbored January 17, 2021

cock in my ass

Usually said as an exclamation, CIMA can also be used when penetration occurs within either a male/female or male/male, through the anus and using the penis respectively.

"Cock in my ass you scared the living titty fuck out of me, Josh!"
"My bad."

or; "Oh yeah, oh yeah get that big fat cock in my ass ohhhh YES, yes, harder, harder, oh yes, oh harder, ohhh FUCK ME, etc."

by spockk November 25, 2008

yeah my ass

1.an exclimation implying that you don't believe something you have been told. leterally meaning if what was said turned out to be in fact, true you would give your ass as payment.

2. an expression of frustration

1. Thomas "Yeah my ass Karen didn't have sex with him"

2. Brandon "You finish mowing the lawn?"
Jerry "Yeah my ass I did"

by mysteryman16 May 18, 2006

bite my ass

A term meaning extreme contempt toward the person it is told to.

"You can just bite my ass,motherfucker"

by Geek Hillbilly November 28, 2015

suck my ass

insult, "suck my ass" means for the insultee to suck the insulter's ass. rock on.

"suck my ass jake,"
the fierce insult forces jake to cry like a girl

by jmack5646 August 08, 2006

kiss my ass

Something that is usually said in response, to when a person is being outright rude. Or when a person is trying to provoke you with gossip.

I heard you were a witch. Well whoever said that let them know they can, "kiss my ass".

by T.Chick April 06, 2014

Fuck my ass

1. As a self insult, usually used when making a stupid/careless mistake.

2. During sexual intercourse/pornography, usually when a woman is horny.

Teacher: Caden you lost 3 marks in your math exam due to careless mistake.
Caden: Ah, fuck my ass!

Woman: Fuck my ass!
Man: Ok.

by Eat hen February 28, 2019