cock in my ass

Usually said as an exclamation, CIMA can also be used when penetration occurs within either a male/female or male/male, through the anus and using the penis respectively.

"Cock in my ass you scared the living titty fuck out of me, Josh!"
"My bad."

or; "Oh yeah, oh yeah get that big fat cock in my ass ohhhh YES, yes, harder, harder, oh yes, oh harder, ohhh FUCK ME, etc."

by spockk December 15, 2008

yeah my ass

1.an exclimation implying that you don't believe something you have been told. leterally meaning if what was said turned out to be in fact, true you would give your ass as payment.

2. an expression of frustration

1. Thomas "Yeah my ass Karen didn't have sex with him"

2. Brandon "You finish mowing the lawn?"
Jerry "Yeah my ass I did"

by mysteryman16 May 27, 2006

bite my ass

A term meaning extreme contempt toward the person it is told to.

"You can just bite my ass,motherfucker"

by Geek Hillbilly March 2, 2016

suck my ass

insult, "suck my ass" means for the insultee to suck the insulter's ass. rock on.

"suck my ass jake,"
the fierce insult forces jake to cry like a girl

by jmack5646 August 7, 2006

kiss my ass

Something that is usually said in response, to when a person is being outright rude. Or when a person is trying to provoke you with gossip.

I heard you were a witch. Well whoever said that let them know they can, "kiss my ass".

by T.Chick May 19, 2014

Fuck my ass

1. As a self insult, usually used when making a stupid/careless mistake.

2. During sexual intercourse/pornography, usually when a woman is horny.

Teacher: Caden you lost 3 marks in your math exam due to careless mistake.
Caden: Ah, fuck my ass!

Woman: Fuck my ass!
Man: Ok.

by Eat hen February 27, 2019

my ass is numb

when a large shit goes out your ass and hurts then feels numb

mom my ass is numb

by Man is man December 8, 2020