munting

nasty nasty thing, be it female, male or otherwise

thats munting

by im an orphan and have no friends June 6, 2003

Wal-marting

A.- The act of entering wal-mart in a strange costume and performing a simple dance.

B.- Going to wal-mart and fucking shit up

Ted: Hey dude we're about to go fuck shit up at wal-mart, wanna come?
Roger: You mean wal-marting?
Ted: Sure whatever.
Rodger: HELL YEAH!!!

Rian: What's that strange costume for?
Joe: Wal-marting, what else dumbasss.
Rian: Just asking...

by ThaGoldenRod June 23, 2012

Munting

When a group of absolute 'lads' proceed into a night on the town with the sole purpose of seeking or 'hunting' non-aesthetically pleasing (aka munted) individuals. The aim is the be mouth-pleased by as many grateful munters as possible. The winner is the participant with the most dick licks by the stroke of midnight.

"Aye lads, my cock's bone dry, fancy going out for a bit of Munting tonight?"

by PeeTear_Griffin July 17, 2018

muting

what you call it when you kill someone in a rap battle

tef- yo wats hood my nigga?
anthony - not shit, muting niggas in the cypher you know

by THEKIDKRAZAY March 15, 2011

Munting

Verb - the act of nursing your delicate body back to homeostasis. Munting is typically predicated by a wily night out. The kind of night you rarely remember but never forget. Especially when filling out forms that inquire about your drinking habits and you ask yourself, “do I have a problem?” Munting is usually performed by angling one’s body horizontally on a couch, bed, or other cushioned flat surface, ordering takeout for every meal, and consuming infinite content to distract you of your sins from the night before. Typically, one will munt for at least 12 hours to achieve full recovery.

“Yesterday was a doozy, munting is my only hope at becoming a functioning person again”

by Ianmoon June 13, 2021

palm muting

palm muting is commenly know to guitarist as a tecnique used in playing, but here is the true definition it is when a person unsupecting after talking shit is slapped directly in the mouth with the palm first.10 point bounus for making them cry 15 point bonus for knocking out a tooth 20 point bonus plus bragging rights for knocking them out!

bill came over talked a little bit of shit and i had to do some palm muting on his ass.

by GROVESTOWN June 21, 2006

Murking

Putting a vacuum cleaner nozzle up one's anus and leaving on suck until it looks like you are breathing in very deeply.
Also known as a vacuum enema.
Murking may only be confirmed if there is the presence of faecal matter inside the vacuum cleaner after the attempt.
N.B. most 'murkers' have a general use vacuum cleaner and a separate vacuum cleaner specially for murking (this is done for reasons of hygiene).

Fancy coming 'round mine for a 'murk'?
You have been 'murked'!
Is the pope a 'murker'?
Nancy had a 'murking' party.

by Big Boy Murker2k1 February 7, 2009