Mumple

When a blowjob is so hard the receiver's penis get bitten off by the giver, is swallowed, digested, reformed in the intestines and then comes out of the vagina and is used as a strap-on.

Wow, Mary gave me an amazing mumple last night!

by Louism8 October 20, 2014

murphed up

Being extremely intoxicated and abrasive.

Man, I drank a bottle of Jamo last night. I was completely murphed up.

by Murphy mcmurphy August 8, 2015

Murgle

Random, thought provoking word to use during awkward silences.

They say, "I love you."
You say, "Murgle!"

by LSL November 22, 2004

murkle man

the man who delivers many beastings to many mens

"who you see that?"
"yeah hes a murkle man"

by krissy.p April 1, 2007

Murdle

When all but one members involved in a bank heist perish, leaving the remaining "Murdler" with all of the profits.

She literally murdled everybody in that heist. It was a tragic day for our organisation.

by proutyboyxoxo May 21, 2018

murpher

An extremely powerful weapon, or item of any kind. (such as rocket launchers in video games or laser cannons)

"your about to get bashed *Picks up rocket launcher*"
friend - "omg, you got the murpher : /"

by Pew November 11, 2007

murpet

a friend who is a dumbass

"bruh, you a murpet "

by greg winthrop November 12, 2016