Mum

Someone often referred to as MILF (if she is fit) and often jokes are made about peoples mums
'OMG your mum is so Fat' OR 'your mum is a MILF id fuck her!'
by The gre@test April 05, 2010
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MILF who everyone has shagged bandy across the bedroom floor.
I shagged will's mum bandy across the bedroom floor and then she sucked my penis hard and then the end went purple and a big green vein started to stick out of my penis so she licked the daddy juice off the end and caressed her breasts.
by Robert Harding April 18, 2005
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Mum

The best person on planet earth. She will always be there for you no matter what. Don’t ever mistreat her. She’s the only one you’ll ever have. She’s beautiful. She’s kind. She’s caring. She has a huge heart. She knows your fake friends before you do. She will try her hardest to make you happy and you should never forget that she always loves you no matter what.
We love you mums everywhere❤️❤️❤️
by Lol💋🍬 April 05, 2019
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Mum

Your best friend who will never leave your side no matter what.Who will give there 100% honest opinion on anything.she has to deal with you winning for something, or even sometimes dealing with your break ups

Mum an amazing person who you should never forget about
(12am at night)Mum can you pick me up
(Mum) sure on my way 😘
by Me_lee March 16, 2018
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She is the best person ever. They are so strong and being a mum is the hardest job to ever exist. They give up their lives to take care of their children. Thank you mums!
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The ultimate promise. By swear on your mother, you are speaking the absolute truth, if not your mother dies
by WESLEYPERTH August 12, 2022
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