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spreading some mulch

The act of having diarrhea.
Chris just got back from Mexico and he ended up with Montezuma's Revenge. He's been spreading some mulch all week.
by jrcapital1 April 26, 2011
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Colfax Taint Mulch

This is a peat mixture of dingleberries, fumunda cheese, and mud butt located in the fatty bits located between the genital area and butthole.
My buddy T-Bone was doing a dip and sniff on this girl and sampled her Colfax Taint Mulch by mistake. He put it in a pan and now we have sourdough bread for a week!
by DirtyMouthMedic May 7, 2022
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free mulch cult

Free Mulch Cult also known as FMC, is an internet group of friends. There is 6 active members in this group. Everyone is friendly to everyone.
"Hey have you heard of Free Mulch Cult?"
"Yeah, they are really chill and nice. I wish I was in their group."
by sealweeyee October 19, 2019
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mulch around the sugar shack

Taking a dump around a type 2 diabetic while they sleep on your farm.
Hey! Billy Bob's gotta mulch around the sugar shack before it gets too cold!
by TioLeo December 4, 2022
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Mulch bed virgin

One who has not had intercourse in mulch beds
Ryan is such a loser, he is a senior and still a mulch bed virgin.
by Craig applebottom September 29, 2018
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MULCH DAY

I HEREBY DECLARE THE ON THE 7TH DAY OF DECEMBER, IT IS TRUE THAT THE MULCH IS HERE
'THE MULCH IS HERE! IT MUST INDEED BE MULCH DAY!'
by ScrallySam December 7, 2022
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Mulch

A tasty treat that can't be beat! Mulch gang for life!
"The lobotomy was a success! I am now a true mulcher!"
by I cant find a fucking username December 9, 2023
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