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spreading some mulch

The act of having diarrhea.
Chris just got back from Mexico and he ended up with Montezuma's Revenge. He's been spreading some mulch all week.
by jrcapital1 April 26, 2011
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Colfax Taint Mulch

This is a peat mixture of dingleberries, fumunda cheese, and mud butt located in the fatty bits located between the genital area and butthole.
My buddy T-Bone was doing a dip and sniff on this girl and sampled her Colfax Taint Mulch by mistake. He put it in a pan and now we have sourdough bread for a week!
by DirtyMouthMedic May 7, 2022
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free mulch cult

Free Mulch Cult also known as FMC, is an internet group of friends. There is 6 active members in this group. Everyone is friendly to everyone.
"Hey have you heard of Free Mulch Cult?"
"Yeah, they are really chill and nice. I wish I was in their group."
by sealweeyee October 19, 2019
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mulch around the sugar shack

Taking a dump around a type 2 diabetic while they sleep on your farm.
Hey! Billy Bob's gotta mulch around the sugar shack before it gets too cold!
by TioLeo December 4, 2022
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charles mulch

smelly fertilizer that you pour over dead bodys to bury them.
hey mom i put some charles mulch on the people next door already!
by ishmale January 31, 2007
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mulch mouth

1) noun - a pathological liar, bullshitter, etc.

A mulch mouth will ramble on about exaggerated or untrue accomplishments as long as someone will let them.

2) Someone with horrible teeth.
1) "Hey, that guy over there says he's a top-ranking Navy Seal! Before that, he owned a hotel in Vegas, toured with Bon Jovi, wrestled an alligator, and almost died while saving a kid who was almost hit by a train!"
"Don't believe him. He's a mulch mouth."

2) She needs some serious dental work done to that mulch mouth of hers.
by Argh Nargh August 20, 2011
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Mulching

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I am so small I need mulch to grow!
I am mulching!

I cannot be stopped
by bitchboibottomboomer November 30, 2023
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