Ya muffed it

Said in accordance with complete and utter failure.

'Well you see what I was trying to..' 'Ya muffed it.'

by Alejandro Trebeck November 1, 2012

sweater-muffing

The female equivalent to shirt-cocking, where a woman wears only a sweater, often post-coitus, but nothing else. Unlike "shirt-muffing" where the female subject may intend to dress provocatively in order arouse men, a sweater-muffing individual hopes no one will see her and uses only a sweater usually because it is easier than putting on normal clothes or because she is cold.

Sweater-muffing is common when performing quick rudimentary tasks after intercourse such as running to the kitchen to get some juice or checking one's email.

Charlie: I just saw our neighbour sweater-muffing it in the kitchen.
Jon: Wow at 3pm?
Charlie: Yeah, she was getting some juice.
Jon: You need a job dude.

by cabern November 1, 2011

slut-a-muf

a slutty bitch that skeezes on other peoples men.

That slut-a-muf stole my man and now im'o push her head through a wall

by haley May 13, 2005

Muffed up

phrase referring to fucking up sex by not shaving your muff

We was about to hit it right, but i reached in, felt that bush and though "damn, this bitch muffed up." She knew she muffed up too.

by Fisherella June 30, 2009

muffing out

somting my boyiend does well

by the girl who wanted to be GOD May 4, 2003

Muf-Duf

A Dance involving flailing your wrists around like a demi-incapacitated flamer boy.

Also used to describe someone or something that is not particularly pleasant.

For example, someone who is jammin out to K$ sipping on Sangria would be Cham-blammin', whilst someone who is sitting with their great aunt Agnyes laughing about the ultimate Republican goal of complete female opression/obliteration would be Muf-Dufin'.

Me- maaaan, I can't hang out at this club breh, too many people are Muf-Dufin'. Dis bitch just spilt her drink on me.

Yo maum- you're right, lets go somewhere the people can truly Blam their Cham.

(bitch spills drink on yo maum)
Yo maum-MAN, YOU CAN DUF MY MUF, TRICKASS HATER

by Burtoneous Maximus May 25, 2011

Muffed

Raging at something in an over the top manner. Such as a video game.

Usually involves a response that is not appropriate for the situation.

Swearing and cursing is a must, as well as using the phrase "I'm sick of this shit"

Man, he was really muffed.

He really muffed out
He's totally muffed
Don't get muffed at me

by Pyromythical March 15, 2014