by Okboomer42069 November 9, 2019
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by idk what my name is lol November 12, 2020
Get the i shat myself mug.You say this when you see something so cancerous, it makes you want to kill yourself. Can also be used in a good way.
Well, I just met someone who believes women don't have rights. Time to kill myself.
(used in a good way), I just watch the Angry Birds movie. Time to kill myself
(used in a good way), I just watch the Angry Birds movie. Time to kill myself
by WeegeeDefineNerd January 17, 2017
Get the time to kill myself mug.by StopTalkingToOtherPeople February 11, 2021
Get the I hate myself mug.Extreme joy, anger, etc, brought on by a situation that causes one to be "out of one's mind" with that emotion.
"Beside" was formerly (15th through 19th centuries) used in phrases to mean "out of a mental state or condition, as 'beside one's patience, one's gravity, one's wits'" (Oxford Engl. Dict.), and that use survives only in "'beside oneself': out of one's wits, out of one's senses."
"Beside" was formerly (15th through 19th centuries) used in phrases to mean "out of a mental state or condition, as 'beside one's patience, one's gravity, one's wits'" (Oxford Engl. Dict.), and that use survives only in "'beside oneself': out of one's wits, out of one's senses."
I was so beside myself looking at all the women on the beach that I didn't hear my wife yelling for help.
by quietmaniam February 4, 2010
Get the Beside myself mug.When one starts a dating or having casual sex with one guy within a tight group of guy friends (e.g, a band, a hockey team, co-workers, rich twins and their dependent BFF). Upon discovering that the initial relationship is dwindling, availability and opportunity, catalyzed by excessive alcohol or drug use, ensues in the initial girl hooking up with one or several members of the group of guys. After depleting all resources within the group, she soon discovers that they all hate her as she has pitted them against each other and compromised their bromance. At this point, it is safe to say, that one has fucked one's-self into a corner.
Example 1:
Friend 1: "Hey, do you ever hang out with those twins who live in that sick penthouse anymore?"
Friend 2: "No, after I fucked both twins and that borderline psychotic that "works" for them, none of them will talk to me anymore! Looks like I really fucked myself into a corner on that one"
Example 2:
Friend 1: "Hey, do you wanna go see that band tonight?"
Friend 2: "Shit, I can't... It's my ex-boyfriend's band. And I fucked the whole band last night, and he's really mad... so that makes it a bit awkward"
Friend 1: "Man, you gotta stop fucking yourself into a corner all the time!!!"
Friend 1: "Hey, do you ever hang out with those twins who live in that sick penthouse anymore?"
Friend 2: "No, after I fucked both twins and that borderline psychotic that "works" for them, none of them will talk to me anymore! Looks like I really fucked myself into a corner on that one"
Example 2:
Friend 1: "Hey, do you wanna go see that band tonight?"
Friend 2: "Shit, I can't... It's my ex-boyfriend's band. And I fucked the whole band last night, and he's really mad... so that makes it a bit awkward"
Friend 1: "Man, you gotta stop fucking yourself into a corner all the time!!!"
by WoW-FTW May 23, 2009
Get the Fucked Myself into a Corner mug.1.Used as a subtle way of describing masturbation
2.describes the way in which a person motives one's self
2.describes the way in which a person motives one's self
by OG the Cil December 15, 2018
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