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I hate myself

When you do something mildly stupid or a minor inconvenience occurs
Synonyms:
I want to kill myself
Teen 1: *Drops pencil* I hate myself
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i shat myself

I shat myself is an even more extraordinary sentence for I shit my pants, you don’t want to go around saying “I shit my pants” but instead you could say “ I shat myself” you’ll be the coolest kid at school.
Nessa Berret: i shat myself

Josh Richard: I thought you sharted
by idk what my name is lol November 12, 2020
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time to kill myself

You say this when you see something so cancerous, it makes you want to kill yourself. Can also be used in a good way.
Well, I just met someone who believes women don't have rights. Time to kill myself.

(used in a good way), I just watch the Angry Birds movie. Time to kill myself
by WeegeeDefineNerd January 17, 2017
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I hate myself

When you seriously messed up and you don't want to get in trouble
OH NO I BROKE THAT CLOCK I HATE MYSELF
by StopTalkingToOtherPeople February 11, 2021
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Beside myself

Extreme joy, anger, etc, brought on by a situation that causes one to be "out of one's mind" with that emotion.

"Beside" was formerly (15th through 19th centuries) used in phrases to mean "out of a mental state or condition, as 'beside one's patience, one's gravity, one's wits'" (Oxford Engl. Dict.), and that use survives only in "'beside oneself': out of one's wits, out of one's senses."
I was so beside myself looking at all the women on the beach that I didn't hear my wife yelling for help.
by quietmaniam February 4, 2010
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Fucked Myself into a Corner

When one starts a dating or having casual sex with one guy within a tight group of guy friends (e.g, a band, a hockey team, co-workers, rich twins and their dependent BFF). Upon discovering that the initial relationship is dwindling, availability and opportunity, catalyzed by excessive alcohol or drug use, ensues in the initial girl hooking up with one or several members of the group of guys. After depleting all resources within the group, she soon discovers that they all hate her as she has pitted them against each other and compromised their bromance. At this point, it is safe to say, that one has fucked one's-self into a corner.
Example 1:

Friend 1: "Hey, do you ever hang out with those twins who live in that sick penthouse anymore?"

Friend 2: "No, after I fucked both twins and that borderline psychotic that "works" for them, none of them will talk to me anymore! Looks like I really fucked myself into a corner on that one"

Example 2:

Friend 1: "Hey, do you wanna go see that band tonight?"

Friend 2: "Shit, I can't... It's my ex-boyfriend's band. And I fucked the whole band last night, and he's really mad... so that makes it a bit awkward"

Friend 1: "Man, you gotta stop fucking yourself into a corner all the time!!!"
by WoW-FTW May 23, 2009
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Touching myself

1.Used as a subtle way of describing masturbation

2.describes the way in which a person motives one's self
by OG the Cil December 15, 2018
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