The Swedish Moris Dance

This involves building a large pile of faeces, over a period of months, keeping it stored in a cool, dry place to esnure maximum conservation. One should then invite their partner over for a 'romantic dinner'. Following this, an invitation to Moris Dance. Whilst dancing force them into the cupboard and rub their face in the excrement. Then lock the cupboard, and proceed to ejaculate on the door handle, mixing it with superglue. Then proceed to sing the swedish national anthem until she can get out of the cupboard. Upon exiting her hand will become glued to the door handle, and mixed with the giz. Then shit on her feet and invite a swedish man over to regail her with a tale of the old country of sweden.

Last night I gave some girl with one leg The Swedish Moris Dance. She called the police and I'm facing 3 years in jail.

by Justice Crime February 4, 2007

TNT Memento Mori

TNT-Memento Mori is a crew a RDR2 that supports a pedophile. The TNT part is an abbreviation for Trash n Terrible. Owner of the crew is TNT-MIKKIM_, but he hides like a pussy on alternate accounts.

TNT Memento Mori gets their ass kicked on RDR2 by other crews.
TNT Memento Mori gets slaughtered by Murphy’s Law and hides in the lobby from ML (Murphy’s Law)

by TNT-MIKKIM_ May 8, 2022

malo mori qaum foedari

Latin for: Death Before Dishonor

the translation needs no example

by Ali SK August 29, 2005

Funes Mori

Latin.

1 To spaff a player out of your team to then replace them the very next game

Citeh have West Ham next, you're going to regret spaffing Ags.

Doesn't matter mate, will just Funes Mori him.

by Tampon Tax January 30, 2020

Sa mori tu

"Sa mori tu" is a romanian expression that means "no way", but directly translated to "will you die". It is used as an exclamation for something that is shocking and you don't believe it's true even if it actually is. It can also be accompanied by the word "coaie".

Person A: "You won't believe what happened! My friend hooked up with her hot neighbor."
Person B: "Sa mori tu, coaie!... I can't believe she would do that."

by NeonFascist003 November 3, 2022

hannah moris

A lightweight who used work at Pearson’s

3 pints hannah moris

by 3pintsdown March 8, 2022

Mori

Someone who is super sensitive and is a stenchy dog that smells like fried onion.

Person 1: Look at that dude, he's such a Mori!
Person 2: Yeah, you smell that?!
Person 3: Right!

by pink pearl but with a six pack October 9, 2020