Jim Moriarty

Jim Moriarty is probably the best villain you will ever have the pleasure of watching. He is both scary and super funny at times. He is the center of a web. He is a consulting criminal. Played by the fabulous actor Andrew Scott.

You should see him in a crown.

Jim Moriarty can go from super wacky to dark and scary...

Jim: The flirting's over Sherlock. Daddy's had enough now~

Jim: SAY THAT AGAIN. Say that again and know that if you are lying to me, I will find you... and I will skin you...

Jim: Every story needs a good old fashioned villain.

by Amazing Chocolate Factory June 9, 2014

Mariah-Carey-Money

Insane amounts of money typically made from the music business.

Yeah, he made a few bucks from that one hit, but it was no Mariah-Carey-Money.

Rihanna is hot, but she aint making Mariah-Carey-Money.

by BtotheG May 15, 2011

Mariah Porter

A girl so beautiful she doesn't even need make up to look good.

See that girl over there? She's a Mariah Porter, she looks beautiful even without make up.

by mysterious gentleman November 26, 2011

Jim Moriarty

Jim Moriarty is the sexiest, most annoying yet badass villain you will ever gaze your Sherlockian eyes before. He is the most evil person ever and he destroys everything but you still love him. Jim Moriarty is the cause of some of the best Fanfictions ever. He is a huge massive bitch but god damnit, he's a sexy mother f**ker.

Jim Moriarty: "Hahaha look I'm evil!"
Everyone: "You are soooo sexy!"
Jim Moriarty: "Here's a death threat on an apple!"
Everyone: "SEXY!"
Jim Moriarty: "I KILLED SHERLOCK DO YOU LOVE ME NOW??"
Everyone: "You bitch! I still love you!"
Jim Moriarty: "I killed myself."
Everyone: " NO!"
Everyone: .........
Jim Moriarty: "Did you miss me?"
Everyone: "YOU BASTARD! OH. GOD. YES!!!"

by Johnlock_is_Bae October 16, 2015

Morioh

A town in Japan where a serial killer with an erection and a love for woman hands died of an ambulance and high schoolers go around with floaty alien human thingies behind them.

The hell, why is someone yelling dora? They're 16.

A causal day in morioh.

by HeavenlyCheeseGod March 5, 2021

Moriarty

Real. James "Jim" Moriarty. Consulting Criminal. Created the persona of Richard Brook, but don't believe the lies, he was a fake.

You should see Moriarty in a crown.
Fix it for me, Moriarty.
Moriarty was real.

by believeinsherlock May 8, 2012

Moriable

-The measure of resistance to physical contact
-The greater the moriability the more repulsion between person and matter
Ultimate moriability is when there is NPC (no-physical-contact) at all.

Can be calculated using formula m=RxD
Moriability = Resistance to object(F) X distance between matter and object(d)

- bro you are moriable

by Titanium12345 April 20, 2017