as a mongoose

an expression used to explain a great amount of wanting something

dude i am as hungry as a mongoose

by nick mackey November 13, 2006

mongoosing

to skip school with friends. only possible to do if your a BAMF.

Daniel: Let's mongoose today
Victoria: Hellll yea. We can go to Galveston!
Zac: Can I come mongoosing with you too?
Daniel & Victoria: Yea, your a BAMF!!!!

by dippie&vicki April 9, 2009

Mongoosing

When you hold the front brake on a rear wheel drive vehicle and then hit the gas until the rear tires start spinning. Also known as powerbraking

Me and the police were mongoosing in the Burger King parking lot!

by worldclasslifesaver August 16, 2011

mangoose

A pear-shaped homosexual male, characterized by a large round buttocks and bulbous belly, below a thin upper body. Movement of a mangoose can best be described as waddling, while thin birdlike arms are held horizontally with hands dangling limply at the ends (similar to the arms of a Tyrannosaurus Rex).

I'd fuck a fat lady before I'd touch Puddingbutt, he's a total mangoose.

by CapnCrouton May 3, 2004

mongoose

1: (n.) a mammal of the musteline family, related to the weasel, mostly found in asia.
2: (n.) Slang for a rather large penis. Used typically in a joking manner.

1: "Ow! That mongoose bit me!"
2: "Those spandex tights really accentuate that mongoose of his... jeez it's like OUT THERE!"

by Adustus November 12, 2004

moongooning

when a high school student puts a paper bag over their head in order to remain anonymous and then proceeds to run into a random classroom, pull their pants off, and point their ass at the whole class and subsequently the teacher, shortly before making their escape.

Did you hear? Mr Ahl's 6th period got moon gooned, no one has claimed responsibility but multiple witnesses say the culprit had a smokin jo's bbq tshirt on. (moongooned being the past tense of moongooning)

by Samir's Shotgun May 16, 2023

Mongoose Mowdown

1: A phrase commonly shouted by invisible announcers whenever someone is hit by a motorcyce or bicycle.
2: An achievement in Halo 3 gained by running over another player with the Mongoose vehicle.

Pedestrian: *walking along the road

Motorist: MONGOOSE MOWDOWN BIATCH!

by Noble2 August 19, 2010