loonar mooner

When you stick your bare ass onto ones face and there is nose penetration.

Hold down my little brother while i give him the loonar mooner!

by BrewedBatista October 13, 2008

Ovar-mones

Hormones released by the ovaries upon seeing a guy interact playfully with a child. May result in egg dropping activity

Shite, seeing him playing with the baby sent my ovar-mones into high gear. I just dropped a dozen eggs.

by GailGrey September 18, 2014

Des Moines Double Dip

When the man shits in an unsuspecting female’s mouth and forces her to swallow. He then sticks his dick down her throat to make her throw up. He then makes her eat the vomit containing the shit

My girl broke up with me because I gave her the ol’ Des Moines Double Dip

by Mike_Litoris_69 April 4, 2019

des moines

actually, according to Jack Kerouac, in his novel, On The Road, Des Moines is home to the most beautiful women in the world. Plus it is straight up gangsta!

Yo, let's chill in the DMI (Des Moines) tonight, bitch!

by Timmy Sanders April 14, 2006

moolest

when a fat girl forces herself onto you and, udderly, rapes you.

"Yo Noah, I saw you get moolested by Charlotte last night at that party. What was it like being crushed during sex? lmao!!!"

by John Yang July 12, 2017

moonspell

It is a spell made under the moon by the Witches of Salem.

Also the name of a band that sings "In and above men".

*person 1* Hey! Did you go to see Moonspell last night?
*person 2* I thought the Witches of Salem were dead!

by PunkAss May 2, 2006

moonsickness

other word for a women's period

"I don't feel well"
"I think you are having moonsickness"

by rainbowsjwek February 15, 2014