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monstevius

a large sum of poop - word invented by a guy on a deployment
bro I just took a monstevius shit
by ArmyGuy1107 April 16, 2025
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Mongeritus

A chronic condition among functionally responsible men, more prevalent outside the routines of everyday life.

An unpredictable disorder whose severity increases when mongers gather.

Symptoms include poor decisions that result in legendary stories. In extreme cases, intervention from authorities or genuinely responsible adults may be required.
After a misguided golf cart expedition in Palm Springs that almost resulted in a 911 call and an unscheduled visit to The Nest, the group later agreed the outbreak of Mongeritus had reached advanced stages.
by Col Angus March 16, 2026
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Mongeritus

A chronic condition among functionally responsible men, more prevalent outside the routines of everyday life.

An unpredictable disorder whose severity increases when mongers gather.

Symptoms include poor decisions that result in legendary stories. In extreme cases, intervention from authorities or genuinely responsible adults may be required.
After a misguided golf cart expedition in Palm Springs that almost resulted in a 911 call and an unscheduled visit to The Nest, the group later agreed the outbreak of Mongeritus had reached advanced stages.
by Col Angus March 16, 2026
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Mongeritus

A chronic condition among functionally responsible men, more prevalent outside the routines of everyday life. An unpredictable disorder whose severity increases when mongers gather.

Symptoms include poor decisions that result in legendary stories. In extreme cases, intervention from authorities or genuinely responsible adults may be required.
After a misguided golf cart expedition in Palm Springs resulted in a 911 call and an unscheduled visit to The Nest, the group later agreed the outbreak of Mongeritus had reached advanced stages.
by Col Angus March 17, 2026
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Mosterist

A word that far exceeds the definition of most, used to win the "I love you more" battle.
I love you mosterist
You can't love me more if I love you mosterist
by TheeDeeLee October 15, 2025
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Anarcho-Monteirism

Anarcho-Monteirism, also Anarcho-Mounterism and shortened as AnMont and as AnMount, is an anarchist ideology that holds the development of an anarcho-syndicalist society based on divinialism and extraphysicalism. Anarcho-monteirism supports that divinialism and extraphysicalism together are the only possible way to enable the creation of an anarcho-communist / anarcho-syndicalist society and that humanity will only be completely free if they managed to reach a higher level or being, become extraphysical and reach godhood. Anarcho-monteirism also supports that divinialism and extraphysicalism together with anarcho-communism / anarcho-syndicalism are the fastest way to turn humanity into a species of highly evolved beings and reach a higher level of being.
"Anarcho-monteirism is interesting just like anarcho-divinialism and anarcho-extraphysicalism actually are, and AnMont might be really good in order to turn anarchism more spiritualist and extraphysicalist and not just materialist and physicalist."
by Full Monteirism May 20, 2021
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National Monteirism

National Monteirism, also National Mounterism and shortened as NatMont, NazMont, NatMount and NazMount, is a nationalist ideology that advocates the idea of development of a nationalist society based on bookchin communalism and self-management-self-government, national monteirism also supports the development of extraphysicism and divinialism in order to improve the condition of the nation itself, massive militarization, massive investments on science, technology, spirituality and extraphysics and the full replacement of materialism and physicalism by spiritualism, extramaterialism and extraphysicalism through spiritualist, extramaterialist and extraphysicalist education.
"National Monteirism is basically the nationalist-fascist version of monteirism itself, and there are several natmonts on my Discord server and they are quite cool."
by Full Monteirism May 23, 2021
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