The cognitive process by which an individual makes a decision based solely on the emotional gratification he or she received while viewing that decision played out in a montage movie style format. In this montage, the individual is the main character of a super epic story, in which they are better looking than they actually are. However, this montage has no connection whatsoever to reality and the end result is disastrous consequences, wasted time, and usually suicide before the age of 35.
Mick: Dude, I'm thinking of studying cinematography out West, I think I could be really good at it and I see myself in my head just killing it all the time and being dope.
Jack: dude, don't do that. That's Montage Based Decision Making (MBDM).
Mick: ye.
Jack: dude, don't do that. That's Montage Based Decision Making (MBDM).
Mick: ye.
by BonerMasterMick2 May 19, 2024

A media (film/radio/videogame) editing technique that rapidly accentuates the successes/failures of a certain situation or scene(s), event(s) by montage.
Bad 80s or early 2000s music as overdub.
Star Wipes as Transitions
Alot of praying, fistpumps and celebrating with the opponent's fans and home team fans alike.
Bad 80s or early 2000s music as overdub.
Star Wipes as Transitions
Alot of praying, fistpumps and celebrating with the opponent's fans and home team fans alike.
Cut the fat! No Coverage! We are over budget, tell Steve in editorial to shift to Montage Mode stat. We need this out by 7. Baracuda by Heart is fine."
A star athlete is born in a distant, foreign, eastern place moves to America in pursuit of the American dream with his large Eastern family, gets bullied and picked on, no girls, no love, his friends abandon him, he gets into Harvard, tries out for the Golden State Warriors and gets cut, after persistence, hardwork and focus becomes an International Social Media and Professional Athletic Superstar, gets the big job in the Big Apple, gets the girl and gets the fame. Now get this down in editorial. Montage Mode. and have it out by 7!
Running Behind people. Montage Mode. Have it out by 7.
Cue Montage Mode
A star athlete is born in a distant, foreign, eastern place moves to America in pursuit of the American dream with his large Eastern family, gets bullied and picked on, no girls, no love, his friends abandon him, he gets into Harvard, tries out for the Golden State Warriors and gets cut, after persistence, hardwork and focus becomes an International Social Media and Professional Athletic Superstar, gets the big job in the Big Apple, gets the girl and gets the fame. Now get this down in editorial. Montage Mode. and have it out by 7!
Running Behind people. Montage Mode. Have it out by 7.
Cue Montage Mode
by c-hat-e April 9, 2012

a wank montage consists of dick pics sent in rapid succession to show the process of a penis that is flaccid, to hard, to ejaculation
reuben: “my husband jack is such a dirty cunt, when he goes on work trips he’ll just send me pics of his from soft to cumsplosion and it’s getting old real quick”
yolanda “sis he be wank montageing you, where’s your respect for the arts!?”
yolanda “sis he be wank montageing you, where’s your respect for the arts!?”
by zestymcbetsy February 23, 2022
