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Monstratt

A beautiful last name for a beautiful family. Monstaratts are kind and gentle but they won't let anyone walk over them. Monstaratts have loyal friends and they are loyal friends. They're very successful and unique. They judge others based in their personalities not rumors, exactly how they expect to judged.
The Monstaratts are so kind and their daughter is beautifull
Mrs. Monstratt has two daughters and 3 sons who are very successful
by Artificial American December 2, 2018
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Monstratt

A beautiful last name for a beautiful family. Monstaratts are kind and gentle but they won't let anyone walk over them. Monstaratts have loyal friends and they are loyal friends. They're very successful and unique. They judge others based in their personalities not rumors, exactly how they expect to judged
Ms. Monstratt helped me cross the street
by Artificial American December 2, 2018
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Monsteration

When a woman's "time of the month" includes harsh, rude and at times abusive behavior
She started her time of the month and her whole personality has changed from "MONSTERATION"
by CALBOY1 July 28, 2019
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nostril monstral

where a man puts his penis in a chicks nostril to fuck
dude i just gave your mom the nostril monstral
by MILFhunter2010 September 15, 2009
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monstertard

1. Specifically addressing anyone with a mental condition to what they truly are; monsters.

2. Disgrace to the human race. See nigger.
-Wow will is retarded.

-Don't say the r word! call them what they are.

-You think will is a monstertard?

-What are you doing with that baby by the dumpster?
-Its okay, its a monstertard.

-I have a baby, timmy.
-Why didn't you capitalize his name?
-He's a monstertard, and not a real person.
-Oh! Okay! **High Five**
by Matt Kotecki April 26, 2008
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manstraction

(n). A distraction that involves a man (either directly or indirectly). Refers to a distraction that is being caused by a man, whether it is intentional or not.
1. Lindsay was trying to study but her boyfriend was a manstraction.

2. There are so many manstractions at the co-ed gym Mary goes to so she always slacks on her workout.
by couscous1280 November 11, 2009
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menstration

It is the male version of PMS. When a male is having mood swings and just actting like an ass.
I asked flemroid how was his day and he said "fuck you I dont need this shit right now" then goes to the cabinet and gets some potato chips sits on the couch and watches Oprah. Flem had Menstration so hard he was actting like a middle aged house wife.
by CANINE February 19, 2008
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