Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.

Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

Money Ball

In a game of foosball, Money Ball occurs when both teams are on game point. At this time, it is customary to cheers, drink, and insult the opposing team and/or teammate.

Team 1: 9pts Team 2: 9pts
Fooser #1 "Money Ball!"
Fooser #2 "Cheers to you losing Boy-O"
Fooser #1 "Cheers to your Mom blowin' me later"

by foosman February 19, 2010

Money Ball

In the rare instance when a man has three testicles the third one is the money ball. It is usually the ball in the middle.

Dude I heard Jim has a money ball!

by RoughRussian September 22, 2011

money balla

Nickname given to someone when that person is so terribly bad at a sport or whatever they may do and you give them this extremely funny sarcastic name

DWAYNE: Brah?! Who dat that fool over there that keeps missing those wide open shots???
JAMAAL: That's money balla
DWAYNE: WTF you serious?...why you call him dat...
JAMAAL: IDK mayne he always be here shooting...and when we playin he takin every shot he got...... but dah fool misses

DWATNE:HAHAHA

by WallyKush July 30, 2011

monkeyball

a basketball game played by majority of young male african american youth.

look at these niggas, they playin monkeyball!

by White Man Clooks December 15, 2010

fuckshit monkeyballs

One who gives a blowjob while shitting, and he blows a load as big as monkey balls. also compared to a blumpkin, but better.

let's fuck and blow fuckshit monkeyballs

by fkmonkeyballking July 22, 2009

Operation Monkeyballs

When playing any online first person shooter and you tea bag your kill until they return to kill you

Guy 1: Dude, I got killed and when I got back to kill him, he was tea bagging me still!

Guy 2: Man, he performed Operation Monkeyballs

by Orphaned Penguin January 5, 2011