Salty Mongoose

When a man ejaculates on a girls face, then smacks her face with his member a few times, like a striking mongoose.

Related to the salty pirate.

I was banging Melissa last nite, and I gave her a salty mongoose, all Riki Tiki Tavi-style.

by Josh April 13, 2004

fart mongoose

1. A disgusting human (man) that is capable of breaking wind on command whether in public or private and by doing so pisses off his peers.
2. CLR (chlamydia laced rectum aka Chuck)
3. A person that will end up sleeping alone if they don't stop this bullshit.

That fart mongoose ripped so much ass it rattled the bed.

by chou chou January 5, 2008

as a mongoose

an expression used to explain a great amount of wanting something

dude i am as hungry as a mongoose

by nick mackey November 13, 2006

mongoose

1: (n.) a mammal of the musteline family, related to the weasel, mostly found in asia.
2: (n.) Slang for a rather large penis. Used typically in a joking manner.

1: "Ow! That mongoose bit me!"
2: "Those spandex tights really accentuate that mongoose of his... jeez it's like OUT THERE!"

by Adustus November 12, 2004

Mongoose Mowdown

1: A phrase commonly shouted by invisible announcers whenever someone is hit by a motorcyce or bicycle.
2: An achievement in Halo 3 gained by running over another player with the Mongoose vehicle.

Pedestrian: *walking along the road

Motorist: MONGOOSE MOWDOWN BIATCH!

by Noble2 August 19, 2010

Mongoose

The best way to greet a french person. A new substitute for the word bonjour.

(At the start of a french class the students stand up to greet their teacher and say in unison): Mongoose

by Ball_dont_lie May 29, 2021

Mongoose

Similar to the term Mong, It is someone who people struggle to understand and don’t get how they can’t complete a simple task. They’re generally assumed to be in a vegetative state.

You fucking mongoose, how did you manage to forget to set an alarm?

by Elsa Jean October 4, 2021