Modern cross

The action of compulsively checking that the things you can't leave the house without are in your pockets: usually keys, phone, and wallet.

He executed the modern cross twice before leaving for the weekend just to be sure.

by Kjayeff September 5, 2011

Modern Pumpkin Shit 3

Cr1TiKaL's name for Modern Warfare 3 in his Fun Tactics episode MW3 Fun Tactics The Stinger and The Package on youtube.

Cr1TiKal: Hey whats up everybody it's Cr1TiKal and this video is for Modern Pumpkin Shit 3.

by jfdfdy November 26, 2011

modern farm equipment

Harry Mexicans. No need for big green tractors when you've got Mexicans.

Juan is a piece of fine modern farm equipment

by Harrymexican January 16, 2017

Modernized Slavery

Interest you pay on a loan where shareholders sit around and profit off of your hard work.

My loans have become nothing but modernized slavery.

by anticipator March 11, 2017

moderntard

A moderntard is the opposite of nostalgiatard who thinks anything from today is better than from the past.

Person 1: I hate everything from the '90s! Because they are old!
Person 2: Stop being a moderntard.

by PaperBoat2001 March 30, 2018

Modern Trollfare

A way to jokingly say "Call of Duty Modern Warfare" between freinds.

Wanna run some Modern Trollfare?

by ItsNotSeabass July 28, 2020

Modern Warfare II

Not to be confused with Modern Warfare 2 which was way older, Modern Warfare II is the 2022 Call of duty game which is being shoved down our throats so we can pre-order the game with the vault pack.

Warzone: PrE-oRrEr Modern Warfare II VaUlT pAcK nOw.
Me: STFU IM TRYING TO PLAY WITH MY FRIENDS I AINT WASTING NO MONEY UNTIL I FIND OUT THE GAME IS ACTUALLY GOOD UNLIKE SHITGUARD.

by IdkPlat June 21, 2022