MoCo is an attempt by the citizens of montgomery county to better themselves by emulating the James Rouse inspired utopia known as Howard County. Howard County has long had the implied copyright on *Co abbreviations, and therefore MoCo, as a term, as well as an abbreviation is truly an abomination of all that is Maryland in Spirit.
Montgomery County Resident: What up, im from moco.
*Resident is beaten and gangraped by representatives of neighboring counties*
*Resident is beaten and gangraped by representatives of neighboring counties*
by HoCo December 09, 2004
The county where Churchill rules over all, and where every other school talks trash cuz there jealous
Other school: Ew, those churchill kids are SO not cool
Churchill kids: Dont hate cuz we have what you dont, we know you hate because you wish you could be like us
Churchill kids: Dont hate cuz we have what you dont, we know you hate because you wish you could be like us
by MoCoModel January 06, 2005
NoVa'n: hi there
Moco'an: hi there inferior person
NoVa'n: *audible sigh* you're from Montgomery County aren't
you?
MoCo'an: yes, yes I am; and might I add that we're number
13 in richest national counties?
NoVa'n: open your eyes. stop bragging. there's always
somewhere better. not only better but less
obnoxious. *raises limosine window and drives away*
*to himself*- besides, we have number 2,3,and 8; but
we'd never say it.
Moco'an: hi there inferior person
NoVa'n: *audible sigh* you're from Montgomery County aren't
you?
MoCo'an: yes, yes I am; and might I add that we're number
13 in richest national counties?
NoVa'n: open your eyes. stop bragging. there's always
somewhere better. not only better but less
obnoxious. *raises limosine window and drives away*
*to himself*- besides, we have number 2,3,and 8; but
we'd never say it.
by 12wq January 04, 2006
the backwards ass country place where rebel flags fly and there are only two stoplights. No inbreeding cause we are too fucked in the head to know who our sisters are. holler holler
" Damn dave you hear about the drug bust in MoCo, the goddamn cops sniffed all the blow and still arrested the dudes. The pigs also got blowjobs and fucked the goats."-- MoCo native
by dookesmeller March 04, 2006
A county that may be richer but wishes they were as cool as hoco. And stop calling your gay asses moco its our word. moco can kiss my ass. hoco is the reall shitt
moco person- wow things just got a lot fucking sweeter here.
hoco- thats because youve entered hoco dumbass
moco- ooooo right.
hoco- thats because youve entered hoco dumbass
moco- ooooo right.
by hoco nukkas July 12, 2006
by ukepicker May 27, 2003
The art of using a TV remote as a substitute penis in the event that ones penis fails to rise to the occasion. Originating in Monroe County, this classic maneuver is generally met with enthusiasm by the ladies as the individual buttons on the remote control make it feel “ribbed for her pleasure” Added benefit, the TV remote is always close handy so when the penis has called it an early night, the remote is always standing by.
Dude: Man, I got shit house drunk last night and when I got ol girl from the bar in the sack, my cock wouldn’t work.
Buddy: oh shit bro, what’d you do?
Dude: I gave her the MoCo Zenith and she loved it
Buddy: oh shit bro, what’d you do?
Dude: I gave her the MoCo Zenith and she loved it
by EZontheMic October 04, 2020