Maidenless

A formal way of saying you have no bitches.

"I see that you are strong, however. You are Maidenless."

by LouieMaker April 28, 2022

No maidens

A severe lack of female companions

No maidens???

by lambyboi May 9, 2022

Maidixienormous

Pretty much self-explanatory. Say it out loud

Guy: Maidixienormous
Scene chick: uhhh... nigg what?
Guy: *chuckles*

by Emmurity June 23, 2009

Maida Vale

1. Slang for an upper class part of town.
2. A ranking in fame or wealth.
3. Used comparison in a comparison between something that’s good, usually the better option of the two.

1. The Maida Vale of this city is amazing.
2. I wanna be like him! In Maida Vale!
3. I’d rather be in Maida Vale than be famous.

by Genomenreu DDD January 28, 2023

iron maiden

1. A supposed medieval torture device consisting of a hollow iron statue or coffin in the shape of a woman that is lined with spikes which impale the enclosed victim.
2. One of the greatest band ever in the history of thy world
3. A spell from Diablo 2 which causes meele enemies
to get damage.

1. I dont want to go in the IronMaiden
2. Iron Maiden pwns other bands
3. Stupid oblivion knights! With thier Iron maiden!

by Masterhand666 April 19, 2006

come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh

a pickup line used to hit on some medieval pussy!

Say this to a girl you would like to get in with.

You: "come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh"

Her: "Take me into your dungeon and tie thy upeth!"

by charlie dick(onson) February 14, 2012

french maid

A maid who wears a fuckn sexy outfit whil cleaning my stuf

i hired a french maid becuz pornhob got blockd

by realOGlord420 November 18, 2013