Moped date

Fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you do it. Usually applied to any embarrassing activity you like doing, often a drive by sexing after the bars close.

That ugly guy in high school with the horse cock is Bridgettes moped date these days!

by Uncle Gunnysack June 22, 2018

Moped

An umbrella term used for almost anything. In particular, as a slight insult.

Tarik: Madi, du bist ein Moped.

Madi: Deine Mutter ist ein Moped.

by rustydeerpark January 1, 2019

mopedo

moped and pedo combined
to make mopedo.
Aka pedo on a moped

mom: Be aware of the mopedo

kid: "sees moped guy looking at him from the street"
kid: its okey i can stay home

by akDel the pedo guy April 29, 2019

mopedo

pedo and moped combined
to make mopedo

mom: be aware of the mopedo's
kid: "sees moped guy looking at him from the street"
kid: its okey i can stay home

by akDel the pedo guy April 29, 2019

Mopedt

It’s when you diss or annoy someone so much they are mopedt
Pronounced (moped)

Damn son you just got mopedt
Dude I swear to god he mopedt you

by The man the myth me August 21, 2019

Moped Specialist

Somebody who cuffs a moped. A moped specialist has earned his title because every man knows a moped is high maintenance. Chances are a moped specialist has a very high skill in simping even for a particularly ugly girl. You never know who may be a moped specialist till its too late, its best to cut your losses and let the relationship kill itself. Just like me if I cuffed a moped lmao

ChadJoe - "I cant believe virgin peter cuffed that moped last week, Fuckin greasy." Fagmire - "I wouldnt worry about it, virgin peter is a moped specialist."

by Malachi_Parker2 October 11, 2020

Moped

Sexiest vehicle u can get, all the chicas will want u

Oh my god I need a moped

by Ethansbigpenis August 7, 2022