Mom I Tried

A derogatory term for a Community College. It infers that since anyone can get into them, Community Colleges are for students too stupid or too lazy to get into a "real" college (a Four Year).

"All my friends are smart and going to real colleges, but I'm an idiot and could only got into a mom I tried."

by Rosehasthorns July 29, 2009

Moming

The act of taking care of small humans day in and day out without getting adequate rest, remembering to eat and a general disregard for one's own self care while trying to stay somewhat sane.

Moming is hard.

by KcAment13 December 30, 2020

momistitute

a mom who has a problem keeping her legs shut.

"Jason's mom is a momstitue beasue she slept with the coach."

by Ethan Goodenough April 25, 2005

Moming

When someone usually older then you and is not related to you acts like your mom.

Not mom, “ you should take ibuprofen in stead of ... “
me, “Hold on are you moming me right now”

by Goodol’ sam March 24, 2018

momitis

When your kids are too attached to you..

My 8 year old son won't stop following me.. He must have momitis wants mom's love.

by Mom- itis December 26, 2015

momi’s in the house

A litty kitty group of broskis who hang amongst each other, tho they don’t talk when they are together. they sit staring at each other, waiting for the other to sneeze. this is commonly found amongst teenagers from the ages of 13-13.2 years of age.

OMG DUDE THE MOMI’S IN THE HOUSE ARE SO COOL I COULD LITERALLY WET MYSELF.

by MOMI12345690 August 7, 2018

Momil

One who milks his or her mother for sexual pleasure.

1. Mike is a momil because he gets off by milking his fat mother.
2. If my mom was lactating right now, I would totally be a momil.

by XMetallicaX January 13, 2009