Minford

A surname originating in the late 1500s in Ireland during the potato famine. The family bloodline nearly died out, but were saved by their supple wrists and ability to swindle normal wristed folk.

Ew your wrists are so minford!

by Jimmy Big Wrists July 4, 2023

The Mitton Tickle

Whilst about to undergo sexual relations, the tickler is said to "pussy out" of "pelvic foreplay" and instead of "stroking"the lower region, they instead tickle the belly button. This causes great awkwardness within the couple and usually leads to the end of the relationship.

"it was terrible last night, i got the Mitton Tickle becoz he was too scared". "But he told something different to his friends".

by BaldWilly June 25, 2019

Chel-Mito

The fathomable word in human language that can be used to describe the combination of both 'Ch' and 'El-Mito.'

'El-Mito' is a mexican drug lord wanted in 53 countries for 77,000 counts of murder, 54,000 rapes, and drug trafficking a total of 14 tonnes of pure mexican black tar heroin. 'Ch' is the CEO of hoes. However, they can combine, creating the Deity 'Chel-Mito', known in; Christianity as God, Islam as Allah, Nordic as the All-Father Odin. Chel-Mito has unimaginable libido matched only by Jormungandr (Mat Oldfield), Shrek, and Big Jimmy Passlow.

by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020

Mr. Milford

Basically a God called Cole a little bitch

Cloe you little bitch I am your ruler mr. Milford

by jjkk2006 October 25, 2019

Mitko

an unexplainable phenomanon of a person that cannot be caged or controlled by any form on our planet.

is that a mitko, or what?

by anonymus May 6, 2005

Milford Michigan

A town located in Oakland County. It is small, but mighty. It is also home to the prestigious Milford High School, home of the Mavericks. It is also inconveniently and stupidly located in the neighboring town Highland. It has students ranging from badass theater people to motherfucking Jocks. On the other side of town includes Central Park, where kids play on swings by day and innocent and stupid girls get raped and shot there by night. After school and on weekends, kids enjoy aimlessly walking downtown with no money and do absolutely nothing of value. That side of town is home to Muir Middle School, where 6th graders get more short and annoying by year, where 7th grade girls become sluts before your eyes, and where 8th graders become full of themselves and cause drama, then get laughed at the year after. It also contains Milford Cinema, where the voicemail is ridiculously and unecessarily long. During the summer, thousands of people gather for the annual Milford Memories festival, where adults can listen to crappy music and get drunk in the beer tent, and teenagers come to hang with people they barely talk to and get innapropriate Henna tattoos that they attempt to hide from their parents, until they blow their cover, get grounded, sneak out in the middle of the night, and go fornicate in the woods of Central Park.

milford michigan

by I am Batwoman. Chyeah. December 31, 2010

mitosis

A method used my living cells to reproduce A sexually. A single mother cell is divided into 2 equal daughter cells with equal chromosomes, and other organelles such as the nucleus.

The cells reproduce by Mitosis.

by daniel benyamini February 24, 2008