baked mistake

When your high as shit and you start making mistakes in conversations or your actions such as putting the milk in the pantry and the cereal in the fridge.

Person 1: Bro I cant believe it’s already the end of December.
Person 2: Fym, its December 4th bro.
Person 1: Oh shit my bad, I meant the end of the year, just another baked mistake.

by Adrian’s Random Definition’s December 8, 2021

Made-A-Mistake

1. Telling somebody that you cooked your boyfriend/male friend a steak.

2. To mess up by accident

3. To incorrectly cook or screw up a steak dinner.

*(saying 'MADE-A-MISTAKE' fast, sounds like 'MADE-HIM-A-STEAK')<

1. Carmen: "Ey Girl! What the hell'd you do for your boyfriend this Valentine's Day?" Vivian: "Oh! He hasn't told you yet... I made-a-mistake.

2. God must have made-a-mistake when he created the creature that is you!

3. By turning up the oven to a scorching 575°F I made-a-mistake and ruined my boyfriends' Valentine's dinner.

*Misteak= the noun version.

by XxT$MON3Y->M. August 17, 2008

A big mistake

jake paul

did you know logan paul, the sore loser's brother jake paul is a big mistake

doesn't everyone know

by rafelkalepand February 8, 2021

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by Abominatiogus February 1, 2022

moistmaker

an extra slice of gravy-soaked bread inside a turkey sandwich to make it extra moist. Monica on "Friends" invented it and Ross named it. Ross got really upset one time, when his boss ate his sandwich with a moistmaker.

Ross: Oh-oh really? Did you confuse it with your own turkey sandwich with a moistmaker?

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd December 25, 2007

mississippi mistake

When giving birth the father cuts the umbilical cord with his teeth, also accidentally biting off some of the child's penis.

Friend 1: dude bobs dick is so small!

Friend 2: hey man give him a break I hear he was a mississippi mistake, it's not his fault!

by kins.webb February 2, 2015

mistake on the lake

slang term used for the city of Cleveland , OH .

We went over to mistake on the lake to hit up the rock and roll hall of fame .

by wfuk97 October 20, 2008