Tip Jar Mime

When someone pretends to put his change in the tip jar while actually palming it and then, later, placing it in his own pocket. See also Poop Bag Mime.

Starbucks Barista: "I gave him sixty-two cents in change and he Tip Jar Mimed all of it but the pennies."

by Professor Godfather August 6, 2010

Poop Bag Mime

When walking their dog, someone who mimes pulling out a bag to pick up their canine's poop, but actually leaves it behind. See also Tip Jar Mime.

My neighbor always does the Poop Bag Mime right after his Poodle craps in my yard.

by Professor Godfather August 6, 2010

bedroom mirror miming

Dancing and singing like a popstar alone in your bedroom, usually in front of a mirror. Normally involves holding a hairbrush as a microphone.

A: I was bedroom mirror miming to Phil Collins last night.

B: Seriously?

A: But Seriously, yh

by br1xlad September 15, 2010

pshyco mime crew

a cheap knock off of the insane clown posse.
only they are much better than the people they ripped off

pshyco mime crew > insane clown posse

by Satan Klause April 19, 2008

Mime Job

not speaking to your partner while giving oral sex

GUY1: She gave me a fucking Mime job
GUY2: What the fucks a Mime job?
GUY1: She was giving me the silent treatment all day and still stayed silent while giving me a BJ

by Wyatt Power April 15, 2023

Mime job

To pleasently perform sexual acts to an invisible man.

The children were confused by the man performing a mime job.

by Mikey Beccs February 12, 2014

Juul mime

(n.) The act of lifting one's empty fist to the mouth, in order to replicate the act of taking a Juul hit. Performed by individuals who forgot their Juul at home or have run out of Juul pods.

Like when toddlers suck their thumbs, Juul mimes are acts of muscle memory in moments of desire. A Juul-mimer may be delusional and dangerous, and may also be fidgeting and, more rarely, foaming at the mouth.

Person 1: Steven Juul mimed all night.

Person 2: Ya, and then he threatened Lisa.

by nolandc September 15, 2019