Milledge

The act of knocking someone out in one punch.

Dude did you see that fight yesterday? Tony got milledged and had to go to the hospital!

by tattoothegreat August 20, 2013

milfenthusiast

a beautiful and amazing person/mutual. they love milfs a lot and they're very cool <3

go follow milfenthusiast on tiktok!!

by jeansenby March 31, 2021

milfelation

Noun. The surprising and previously unknown discovery that one experiences when it becomes clear that older women are in fact fitter and more desirable than younger women.

Patient: "I don't know what to do, doctor. I'm married to a wonderful woman, I've got a great sex life, but every time I see 45 year old Brenda at the office, I get chest pains and need to go to the toilet."

Doctor: "Oh, that's nothing too serious, normal for a chap in his twenties like you. You've obviously had a recent milfelation. Here's a prescription for '40 and Over 40', drop it in at the Fags 'n' Mags shop and you'll be back to normal before you can say ‘Women's Weekly.’"

by Wizards Sleeve May 20, 2005

Milked your Dick

When victorious in a competition used as smack talk to rub the defeat in your opponents face.

Dude, I just milked your dick. You bitch

by I've been Raped hard... April 13, 2011

milfodrome

Typically a small and tacky discoteque where the MILF's and sometimes their daughters go for a spin once a week.

Luk: Hi mate, how was last night?
Rafael: We went to that milfodrome you recommended and I laid a couple of hot mums.
Luk: Sweet, it is such easy hunt!

by themilfonian February 10, 2012

milped

To be defeated in a hand of poker, either by luck or skill. For an official milping to be registered, it must be discreetly video recorded (or at a filmed table) and announced aloud after the hand, to clearly let the opponent know that he has been milled, big time. Contrary to most showboating, gloating, and jackassery following a poker win (e.g., SHIP IT), the Milper must balance with an otherwise humble attitude and love for the game. He must also announce when he has been milled.

Oh man...7-9 is my favorite hand. You just got milped, big time.

by H24E April 2, 2019

getting milked

When a man is on all fours and a women strokes the cock

Man, I felt full of cum so i had her milk me! I enjoyed getting milked

by Loso T April 22, 2014