(Michaela)

Smart, tasteful,beautiful are just some of the words to describe her. Her gas smells like minty mints.When she walks she calms the turmoil of the middle east. She has great feet. She once beat Gordon Ramsey in a cooking and eating contest. She gave an interview to Sweet Brown, and Jonatan the turtle kid. She has never woken up with bad hair. She applies Michaela to MAC and its overdone employees. She make your stomach warm like hot chocolate on a frozen Thursday while snow has fallen in insurmountable levels letting you know its going to be you and your blanket until the next school day. Her voice was used as an unauthorized sample at the beginning of Ultralightbeam - Kanye West.

Sir:"Good day Ma'am"

Michaela: "Good day Sir"
Sir: "Behold a lady"
Gentleman: "I wonder how many Michaela's are left in the 20th century"
Sir: "Not many kind sir, I must surrender her now before the sunsets"

(Michaela) - woman faster than her time but smarter than the populous of women in the 21st century.

by Grinddaddy June 13, 2017

Fuckin' Hell Michaela

A common expression used when something goes wrong.

"We are breaking up"
"Fuckin' Hell Michaela!"

by Debra Biblooby August 26, 2019

Michaelene

A beautiful sexy woman in her mid 30's whom wants to experience life, and love. She has a passion for fine food and wine and would do anything for the man she adores. She is an amazing woman to have in your life and you find yourself thinking nothing but of the way she moves, the way she smiles and her beautiful eyes.

That is one sexy Michaelene

by Mikki MJ May 13, 2011

Michaela

A sweet, warm hearted person who can keep secrets. Is very sensitive and strong even though no one will understand what's going on at home; usually wears a mask to make sure she's not acting strange or different to the crowd. Mostly SUICIDAL when it comes to hard time in an early age.

Dude I think I might commit a Michaela today...

by Miss Anonymous Facts February 13, 2017

michaela

among us impostor that doesnt leave medbay also kills people in front of people aka sputnik

dont be like michaela, stay out of medbay

by Trash idiot March 8, 2023

blanca and michaela

A couple no one understands, their relationship is confusing filled with twist and turns, many might say toxic but behind all that they are inlove. their love is something that will never be denied. blanca and michaela are in it for the long haul, they aren't perfect but they are real. you see them and can see the love and passion just by looking at them. this is a power couple who is drop dead gorgeous and so sexy that you either love them or hate them.

guy: jake, whose that hot couple
jake: oh thats blanca and michaela

by paperoni34_mh April 29, 2020

MichaelBaySplosion

A huge, over-exaggerated explosion, often seen in many Michael Bay movies and some video games. The explosion is always unrealistic (if not most of the time).

Guy 1: Hey man, you seen the new Transformers movie?
Guy 2: Pfff, nah man. Way too many MichaelBaySplosions.

by Percival Sweetwater III June 23, 2011