Meteor shits

When you shit with such a force that it leaves shit meteors in your toilet that when you try to pee them off later excavate the middle but leave a shit crater on the bowl.

"Aw man I mixed brandy and red wine last night and had the meteor shits. Pissed on 7 craters this morning.

by Hedonismbot17287 October 6, 2018

Joe Dirt meteor

Shit that fell out of an airplane & is mistaken for a meteor

I ate fast food off a Joe Dirt meteor

by CrotchDocter87 August 4, 2018

meteor on crack

stupid ass sentence used by minecraft kids who just got a meteor .jar and are checking out the spam plugin
"EJOJOI IM SUCH HACER"

"Meteor on Crack!"

by swaggistsociety August 8, 2024

Heshe and Grace Meteor

Where Kalum let's Grace fist him and slam him into the bed. Also known as the meteor sex position, this rare and exclusive sex position is used by the biggest mongs on the planet. Beware of people who do this position as they generally have a foot fetish and are sensitive little snowflakes.

Kalum: Hey Grace, wanna do the meteor?
Grace: Sure Kalum, but can I munch on your ginger toes first?

Kalum: Yes please I am trans

(This is the Heshe and Grace meteor introduction ritual)

by Wehateheshe August 7, 2023

Meteor shower

When someone moons and lets bits of poop come out.

Ben is so gross, he let a meteor shower rain loose on my carpet

by WillyMaster1001 April 4, 2024

meteor run

A game involving running away from incoming rolling meteor.

Faking the meteor run always results in death.

by MaybeARealWord January 21, 2022

Meteor

Something that should have hit tilted towers

Look at that meteor

by Blaze42264 June 5, 2018