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Love Myself

Something that you should be able to do. Find your self-worth, appreciate yourself, and be yourself, for that is you at your most beautiful state. The person in the world that should matter the most in the world is you. The best thing in the world is probably being able to say “I love myself.”
by The Dark Side Will Claim You December 15, 2018
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Friend myself

see: Masturbate
To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax when you can't find anyone else to do it for you(often after spending too much time on Facebook).
"This place is dead anyway, I think I'll go home and friend myself."
by Lstar July 19, 2009
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I hate myself

When you do something mildly stupid or a minor inconvenience occurs
Synonyms:
I want to kill myself
Teen 1: *Drops pencil* I hate myself
by Okboomer42069 November 9, 2019
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i shat myself

I shat myself is an even more extraordinary sentence for I shit my pants, you don’t want to go around saying “I shit my pants” but instead you could say “ I shat myself” you’ll be the coolest kid at school.
Nessa Berret: i shat myself

Josh Richard: I thought you sharted
by idk what my name is lol November 12, 2020
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time to kill myself

You say this when you see something so cancerous, it makes you want to kill yourself. Can also be used in a good way.
Well, I just met someone who believes women don't have rights. Time to kill myself.

(used in a good way), I just watch the Angry Birds movie. Time to kill myself
by WeegeeDefineNerd January 17, 2017
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I hate myself

When you seriously messed up and you don't want to get in trouble
OH NO I BROKE THAT CLOCK I HATE MYSELF
by StopTalkingToOtherPeople February 11, 2021
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Beside myself

Extreme joy, anger, etc, brought on by a situation that causes one to be "out of one's mind" with that emotion.

"Beside" was formerly (15th through 19th centuries) used in phrases to mean "out of a mental state or condition, as 'beside one's patience, one's gravity, one's wits'" (Oxford Engl. Dict.), and that use survives only in "'beside oneself': out of one's wits, out of one's senses."
I was so beside myself looking at all the women on the beach that I didn't hear my wife yelling for help.
by quietmaniam February 4, 2010
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