merjim

An extraordinarily persian looking guy. Light skinned, dark haired, hazel eyed. Most confuse for french or spanish. Intelligent as fuck! Great in Bed.

P.S. Do not call this person merjim. You will not live to remember it.
"Whose that hot guy?"
"Oh thats merjim"

"I slept with merjm 2 nights ago, still in a wheelchair!"

by anonymous December 8, 2021

Mersimoy

Is the weirdest and sweetest person ever also known as big guy who can love a person by their bottom of hearts also the sensetive person who can be hurt easily but heal by GOD and the person he loves

The most handsome man

I want to like mersimoy

by anonymous November 22, 2023

dirty merriman

Its the same as a dirty sanchez, but performed with your tongue instead of your finger.

I was tossin this dudes salad and then gave him a dirty merriman.

by TheLos February 3, 2010

Teagan Merriman

A sexy hot piece of ass who originates from the New Zealand islands.

I love teagan merriman

by the tonk god June 2, 2022

national fling merima day

celebrated on 8th april this day we can fling merimas

"OMG ITS FINALLY NATIONAL FLING MERIMA DAY! IVE WAITER FOR SO LONG!"

by NotBirbz April 7, 2023

Monitor and Merrimack

A sexual act where two people adorn themselves in plate mail armor (or many cast iron skillets if on a budget) and throw bowling balls at each other.

The name is a reference to a naval battle in the American Civil War where the first two ironclad ships fought to a draw in a very sexy battle.

"Myself and my second-favorite harlot, Margaret, engaged in a rousing round of Monitor and Merrimack last evening."

by Hitfoot Bigman November 26, 2025