mermaid

a chick with big tits transformed into a fish by the Greek god Poseidon or the Roman god Neptune.

There's no difference between Poseidon and Neptune.

by kwang June 9, 2003

Mermaiding

To fuck someone with both feet, or to fist someone with both feet.

My feet are cramped from mermaiding your mom all afternoon.

by Rolf Exton & Humphrey Garden April 16, 2013

Mermaid

Someone who has been shipped too many times. Being a mermaid means that people have shipped you so many times that you seem like a slut.

Friend: Oh my god! I totally ship you and Ralph!
You: But you've already shipped me with Ross, Jimmy, Sarah and Trisha!
Friend: Well, now it's you and Ralph!
You: Oh my god! Stop turning me into a mermaid!

by _tomcat711_ March 9, 2016

mermaid

half lady half fish

I'm a mermaid

mermaids are epic

by unipugsrule August 7, 2016

Mermaid

"1 part sexy while the other part is just some random girl." -TheOdd1sOut

Imagine Beyonce as a mermaid

by Lokimonster2 December 13, 2018

Mermaiding

When you pay someone to have sex or physical emotions with you or someone else like prostitution

Mermaiding is defined as someone selling their self or prostituting that bitch was mermaiding last night

by Bestpandora7539 March 25, 2019

the mermaid

you need three things a piece of rope, a fresh fish, and a ciggarett. step one tie her ankles together. step two rub the fish all over her naked body. step three fuck her any way you please. step four while your smoking your ciggarett you can think to yourself woy thats what it is like to fuck a mermaid.

i going out with a marine biologist and she let me give her the mermaid.

by the law September 4, 2006