menage a pad

When your lover tries to borrow or share your beloved I-pad. A bit like a hapless grab at a threesome except with your adored, sancrasant I-pad.

"Back off already boyfriend. Get your own I-pad. My I-pad is a monogamous machine. No menage a pad for you!".

by Ms. Bunklehead October 12, 2010

menage et trois

The french word meaning, manage in threes, or: a threesome. Commenly known for being used in Timbalands song, Bounce.

Hey Kate and Sue! Come over to my place tonight and we can menage et trois. ;)

by a regretful person. July 02, 2009

menage e twa

French for a threesome

Eilleen and I are planning a menage e twa with Jacob.

by sexxxsexxx November 23, 2009

menage-et-trois

french phrase meaning threesome

French Boy: Bonjour madams, how about some menage-et-trois?

French Girl #1: des clous!!!
French Girl #2: *slaps boy*

by fischang July 17, 2008

Menage et twat

A three-way which involves two girls and one guy. Derived from the french phrase menage et tois, the word tois is replaced with the word twat to distinguish between two girls and one guy versus two guys and one girl.

"Well, did you ask Jasmine and Lisa about the menage et twat?"

"Yeah."

"What did they say?"

"They're...into it."

by Nemsen July 24, 2006

Cadet Menage a Trois

A Cadet Menage a Trois is a three-way that three male cadets have when they get together and spit-roast each other.

Now and then, when Matt's friend, Jamie, drops by, we all have a Cadet Menage a Trois

by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021

menage et text

text messaging multiple partners simultaneously.

Awwww shit! I sent Jack's text to Johnny

Better slow down, one at a time, menage et text can be trouble!

by jennyann September 27, 2010