wardrobe malfunction

1. (noun) Lame excuse given by CBS after showing a nasty saggy 50 year old tittie on TV. Nobody needed to see that. Nobody.

Janet's wardrobe malfunction was just plain odd

by Utz89 August 19, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

A weak term concocted to explain a blaitent publicity stunt.

Cloths don't malfunction, machines and really stupid people malfunction.

by Canadamus_Prime September 7, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

when clothing is "accidently" ripped from your body exposing an otherwise private area

"Hey hunny, are you in the mood for a wardrobe malfunction tonight?"

by MUnit August 29, 2004

Wordrobe Malfunction

Letting a vulgar, obscene, profane or generally offensive word slip in the presence of one or more easily offended fellows.

Grandma: We are having a luncheon followed bt an intense game of bridge, will you be there?

Grandson: Sorry grammy, my budy Sam just got busted fucking his, ... sorry Grammy.

Grandma: That's ok, you just had a wordrobe malfunction.

by tkast68 December 11, 2011

technical malfunction

Phrase used to cover up total incompetence and or stupidity

My computer had a convenient technical malfunction as it failed to sync with my iPad, so I have now been double booked for the meeting

by Swanno December 20, 2013

bodily malfunction

When an normal-but-embarrassing offensive-noise/odor-producing event of the digestive/respiratory system (burp, cough, sneeze, etc.) "doesn't end well", producing messy/mortifying "secondary" results.

I thought I was just gonna fart, but I ended up poopin' my pants --- talk about a bodily malfunction!

by QuacksO June 4, 2018

catastrophic malfunction

In the gun world a catastrophic malfunction is characterized as a gun malfunction where it's destroyed/severely damaged usually from it exploding. Malfunctions like these easily can cause injury or even death to the user.

A catastrophic malfunction is not good considering a bunch of metal can be flying in your face.

by OhioStateHater December 1, 2021